These all sound.. relatively enjoyable. Poor Ned must be feeling pretty ripped off right about now.

@Melogna

So that means you're volunteering for "unrock the bowl," right? They could really use your help!

Agreed, these options should be much more horrible!

I am a fan of Alison's. I think she would be up for any of these. She would probably kill it at comedy and find some poetic intellectual rant about male violence. My vote is moving rocks. That's an actual experience I would like to hear her perspective on.

WAIT, WHY AREN'T WE WAITING A WEEK AND SENDING HER TO DAVID LYNCH YOGA. http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/Blogto…

Any woman attending a cage fight is guaranteed to get hit on in HILARIOUS ways and I want to read them as recounted on this blog.

I voted for Open Mic because she's hilarious and would kill it. So, that's less of a worst night thing and more of a "I want to see that" thing. Alison is awesome.

C'mon. Stand-up will be scary but can't you foresee the write-up? Petrified....what do i say...who do i make fun of, do I make fun?....longest 5 minutes ever...harder than it looks..tried to channel Janeane Garafolo, didn't work....few people laughed, most didn't...never do it again, ever.

While I don't find the idea of Alison bearing the sexual advances of clods hilarious, I'm sure the write up/observations will be the best.
VOTE CAGE FIGHT.

If Alison does standup comedy, and personally I'm going to vote a dozen times for that, perhaps she could have to throw in a bunch of jokes written by really dumb stand-ups that she hates? I'm thinking less Louis C.K., Dave Chapelle, George Carlin, more Vince Vaughn. DANE COOK. Maybe she could dress like Dane Cook and talk like him?

"When you're in a relationship with somebody awful, I call that a relation-SHIT."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6lDJb-0UV…

Comedy.

I would've happily had her over to help de-worm the cat.

Feed your cat some beer. Worms will leave the cat, or dog.

I want to see Alison's standup.