Does anyone find these extreme closeups of incredibly sloppy looking burgers appetizing in any way?

As a vegan, I...

Yes, Debbie Downer. That motherfucker looks delicious. Now go chase a conspiracy.

[shut up vegan]

... I was going to say, as a vegan, this looks suspiciously like a hamburger that's been dropped on the ground by a man that's just had a heart attack and what appears to be the contents of somebody's stomach poured into a coupe glass.

That particular burger(?) looks like something that was hit along highway 26.

Is anyone else curious about the thing hanging out of that cocktail glass? Is that fried chicken? Do I need glasses?