Dachshunds are the most violent dog breed. More than pit bulls or rottweilers, the dachshund aggressively attacks strangers at an alarming rate (one in five dachshunds is shown to either attempt or successfully bite a stranger in a 2008 study). This should not be a surprise. They are bred to walk into a badger hole, with no room to move or dodge, directly up to a snarling badger and bite them to death. Furthermore they are taught to find this FUN. They are not adorable, they are vicious killers, and Steve Humps is right to be scared.