Person who's life sucks. I see you sitting there at your desk, hating your life, not going on vacation, not going out for a beer, and generally being a total waste of oxygen. It gives me a sharp jolt of intense pleasure, right between the eyes, when I see you roll your eyes apathetically at my tales of great success. Your hate for me further confirms how great I am, as the loathing of the morose is truly a sign that one is doing something correctly. To quote many a great poet, haters gotta hate, so hate on hater, that and get a life.
P.S. I just got back from a nice long vacation, it was awesome.
"Work is the source of nearly all the misery in the world. Almost any evil you'd care to name comes from working or from living in a world designed for work. In order to stop suffering, we have to stop working."
Totally agree w/ I, Anon. I wanna say to my co-workers ...what the fuck does this have to do with you working? Shut up and get to work. Leave me the fuck alone. I'm being forced to deal with your sorry ass.
P.S. I just got back from a nice long vacation, it was awesome.
- Bob Black, "The Abolition of Work"