Wait a minute. A commenter last week was complaining that Col. Summers is overrun by teenagers, and now you're complaining that there aren't enough of them? What a weird neighborhood. Gotta be something in the water.

Hey, it could be worse. At least he doesn't have an accordion. Leave the drum alone, or he could come back with a tuba.

I need some cash. $10 up front, satisfaction guaranteed. Wuddya say?