YOU have nine tattoos!? I HAVE NINE TATTOOS!!

"Nerd" crossing Ink reference?

Wow what crawled up your ass and died? You know eventually people will just stop trying. They will want to ask you but will observe your hipster attitude or just know you are self righteous and slowly over time they will avoid you altogether until one day you find yourself on the streets all desperate and begging people to see your tattoos.

Hipster is the new square.

Just like Meth C_A, just like Meth.

I thought tattoo's went out with the new century coming in. I wouldn't be bragging about your 9 tats pal.
You got them for the attention and now you complain about it.

Do midwesterners actually read this blog? If so, Hello Kansas City!

@ Todd: none of your Tattoos are as cool as Mr. Roarke's.

i only have have the 4 pin-prick prison tattoos were given to me to make sure the 25 days of radiation were lined up every day. didn't want a tattoo in the first place. ....and yes i'll show off my tattoos whenever you show off yours.

I'm way more intrigued these days by people who don't have tattoos. Conformity is boring.
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I'd rather read an I, Anonymous that's centered on pointing out how overdone the whole tattoo thing is, and how awful they will look when you're older and your skin is saggy.

Also, what is up with people having tattoos of antique keys? Is this a thing? I've pretty much decided that I can't be friends with anyone who has a tattoo of an antique key, so I'm not about to ask.

Hey look at me! I'm unique! And you're unique in the exact same way! Let's start a club so we can all be unique together!