Well what the Hell were you doing parking your car on the side of the street for, dummy? What do you think DRIVEWAYS are for? You had it coming.
Besides, the DIRCET ACTION taken against your GAS-GUZZLER was nothing compared to the violence committed against EARTH every time a selfish capitalist humanoid turns on the ignition and commits an act of FOSSIL FUEL TERRORISM!
BIKE REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!POWER TO THE PEDAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The same little fuckers stole a garden-wall stone down the street and threw it through the rear shield of my Buick as they drove past in November. Why can't kids these days stick to more traditional forms of random vandalism.... Like mailbox baseball, egging, or lawn ornament theft?
Besides, the DIRCET ACTION taken against your GAS-GUZZLER was nothing compared to the violence committed against EARTH every time a selfish capitalist humanoid turns on the ignition and commits an act of FOSSIL FUEL TERRORISM!
BIKE REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!POWER TO THE PEDAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!