Anonymous Sep 3, 2011 at 3:49 am

How To Be A Good Boyfriend.

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Sounds more like, "How to be a barely passable boyfriend (sadly I have very low standards)."
Lonely At The Movies on September 3, 2011 at 10:42 AM Report this
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Gimme a D. Gimme a T. Gimme an M. Gimme an F. Gimme an A. What's that spell? Right! And better luck next time.
Todd Mecklem on September 3, 2011 at 11:06 AM Report this
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DTMFA? Don`t Tell Me Fucking Asshole? Todd, in this fair weathered morning, how was your coffe today???
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on September 3, 2011 at 11:28 AM Report this
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Sounds like these 10 rules could just as well apply to girlfriends. Especially no. 10 and 6.
DamosA on September 3, 2011 at 11:36 AM Report this
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Hey anonymous, ever figure YOURE the problem, not him?
Barf! on September 3, 2011 at 12:56 PM Report this
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But... being high every day *is* being consistent!
tk. on September 3, 2011 at 1:53 PM Report this
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@Leaky: I'm not *that* mean. (Not always.) Here's the meaning:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?…
Todd Mecklem on September 3, 2011 at 2:01 PM Report this
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cool.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on September 3, 2011 at 2:48 PM Report this
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ahahaha

Maybe you should reflect on yourself as to why you're attracted to these types of people and try to change those facts about yourself?
chicostix on September 7, 2011 at 6:38 PM Report this

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