Bicyclists Beware

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I just sprint towards the bike, jump on, shove the rider forward so their crotch hits the bar, seat myself comfortably, and take them on "Mr. Todd's Wild Ride."

Todd Mecklem on September 3, 2011 at 9:34 PM

Dear humble pedestrian. Are you making known your intent to cross, or just standing there and timidly looking down?

on September 3, 2011 at 9:41 PM

"An eye for an eye would make the whole world blind"
-Gandhi

uop on September 3, 2011 at 11:14 PM

What ever you say, tough guy. I'd love to be there, when you eventually recieve the beat-down of your life.

DamosA on September 4, 2011 at 2:25 AM

Yeah, there's nothing more intimidating than someone whose atrophic wrists can't even operate a brake lever.

orgengine on September 4, 2011 at 1:16 PM

@ Todd- That way you? That was the craziest ride of my life. My crotch is still sore from that initial shove btw...

ConflictArtist on September 4, 2011 at 7:25 PM

was*

ConflictArtist on September 4, 2011 at 7:25 PM

Hope your crotch isn't still sore, CA. I'll try to be more gentle next time.

Todd Mecklem on September 4, 2011 at 8:32 PM

Well that's because there are no cool Pedestrian groups. Why don't you start one instead of being all aggro? But if you are going to go to all that trouble why not at least fart in their faces and set their skinny jeans on fire while yelling "take that you dirty son of a bitch rabbit lover!"
Just a suggestion. Or you could just avoid being hit by them. Just saying

on September 6, 2011 at 6:42 PM

you know the tool who wrote this erased his cookies, voted again, erased cookies and voted more and kept doing that to make sure "not full of shit at all" stayed in the lead....pfft

ConflictArtist on September 8, 2011 at 8:18 PM