I work with one of these self-proclaimed "bad bitches." After hours of telling me how bad-ass she was, and that she'd "kill someone" if anyone ever said anything racist/sexist to any of her friends, she proceeded to sing along with an Odd Future record, then ran screaming from the store when a bee flew in.

Christ. Sounds like you talked to someone who'd go to Scooter's.

Stop going to jive ass places that jive ass bitches go to (Dirty, The Dixie, Barracuda, Aura). Seems simple?

I think i saw a jive ass one time, but it may have been a jitterbug ass. I can never tell them apart.