Thank you, Portland Mercury, for helping me get the word out about the paper towel dispenser in the second floor staff washroom. I see that, in my original post, I wrote "paper tower dispenser" twice. No one can be expected to type correctly with damp hands. I think we all know who's to blame.
oooookkkkkkk, EPIC facepalm.
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