I’m Going to Smoke Right in your Fucking Face - I, Anonymous Blog - Portland Mercury | Comments

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the biggest complainers do seem to be the mothers with the double wide strollers who are mad that you're poisoning their babies...as they roll on down the busy street allowing their precious little ones the opportunity to breathe in noxious gas exhaust. And then these mothers park their double wides on the sidewalk so passers-by have to step into the street to get around them! But mustn't disturb little Jacob or Emily (or whatever "power names" they've given the kids). They need their rest for the grueling days ahead at Harvard. Did I say "Harvard"? I meant the Sorbonne.

Eric in SE on November 1, 2011 at 10:39 AM

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You stupid fucking hypocrite (among other things). Just as it's legal to smoke outdoors and pollute the air/give others the gift of second-hand smoke, it's also legal to glare at whoever the fuck you want to (and as a side note, it's also legal to dump/jettison chicken feathers from a moving vehicle...). You and your 'just as it's legal to be an asshole' attitude are 2 reasons why this town is moving from sucks to blows status. Take your selfish pinky of a prick to Oklahoma or some other scum-sucking state like Arizona where close-mindedness, selfishness, and hypocrisy aren't just tolerated, they're celebrated and defended by people claiming to be acting in accordance with the bible and/or 'the American way'.

on November 1, 2011 at 11:07 AM

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I ABHOR double-wide strollers, especially in crowded stores, sidewalks,etc. They should be outlawed in favor of the 'one behind the other' strollers.
That said, second-hand smoke from 10 feet away?
Oh man, there went 5 years off their life right there.

frankieb on November 1, 2011 at 12:04 PM

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It is annoying when people smoke directly in a bus terminal or near an entrance where a sign is clearly posted. It's not that I think I'm going to get cancer from it; you all just make the air smell like shit. When there's clear restriction, at least, get away from a structure so the wind can blow your stench away quicker. And no, I'm not going to stop and confront anyone over this. I'd rather not waste the time.

geyser on November 1, 2011 at 12:09 PM

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Smokers have rights, you know. And those rights apparently include not getting their fee-fees hurt when someone points out they smell like shit.

boyasunder on November 1, 2011 at 12:51 PM

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The next step in regulating tobacco enthusiasts? Hopfully it will be a ban on smoking in ALL public places, including streets and sidewalks. I can't wait to vote YES on that referendum! Go smoke in your house. INSIDE your house.

Doogie on November 1, 2011 at 1:46 PM

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Next thing will be regulating cologne, perfume, and the likewise. "Hey, I dont like how you smell, gett outta here".

Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on November 1, 2011 at 2:12 PM

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Maybe you should try pole instead of cigs...

buddy on November 1, 2011 at 2:40 PM

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It's getting harder and harder to be hip in this town.

Steve R. on November 1, 2011 at 4:49 PM

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a coworker who is a long-term smoker once told me that "All smokers are inherently rude."

on November 1, 2011 at 6:23 PM

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I used to be a smoker, pack a day or more for quite a few years. I used to sound a lot like this douche. Then you know what I did? I mustered my personal strength and quit cold turkey. That was back in 2007, and I haven't smoked once since then. And yeah, it was really hard. I felt like shit for a good three months. But I did it! I pulled up my big girl pants and PUT SOME FUCKING EFFORT INTO IT. You're not a victim of cigarettes or the cigarette industry, you're someone who DECIDED to start smoking. So how about you take some responsibility for yourself and your habits and quit bitching?

on November 1, 2011 at 7:10 PM

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Don't listen to Bottles. If you're getting glared at, bitch about it all you want. People who smoke are no worse than people who glare.

Tommy on November 1, 2011 at 8:19 PM

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Actually Tommy, I was responding directly to the question of "Do you know how hard it is to quit?", not the bitching about getting glared at. I should have made that clear, my bad.

on November 1, 2011 at 8:29 PM

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I speak up & tell people to stop smoking all the time. I'm not afraid of repercussions from you or anyone. If you try to assault me, expect the cops to cuff & throw you in jail.

Smoking is disgusting & it's not my fault you were stupid enough to start. I'm pissed off that people take of space in the hospitals because they made themselves sick. You're making others sick because you're weak minded. It's not street to smoke or cool, punk whatever. You just look like a brainwashed advertising jackpot. That's not being a freethinker it's more of a follower. Start to wake up & see through that stinky smoke.

uop on November 1, 2011 at 10:37 PM

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"It's not street to smoke or cool, punk whatever." lawl What the fuck kind of sentence was that? Kid, you're legally retarded.

"You just look like a brainwashed advertising jackpot. That's not being a freethinker it's more of a follower."
Says the retard that shops at Nordstroms.

chicostix on November 2, 2011 at 12:13 AM

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HIGHER TAXES ON TOBACCO

ScrumYummy on November 2, 2011 at 1:18 AM

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Higher taxes on your mom!

chicostix on November 2, 2011 at 1:36 AM

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@lookup, basking in the glow of self-righteousness!

frankieb on November 2, 2011 at 6:25 AM

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I dont give a fuck about smokers rights. Like masturbation, its a private choice, however, I'd rather not be aware that someone is doing it in public. Now if you do it in your car with your windows rolled up, then the only one affected it you, but instead martyred smokers cry that its soo unfair to them in public that others might wince at their chimney smoke; clue: people don't see you as a person demonstrating your rights, what they see is a douche who's completely unconcerned that smoke affects (10) other people for the (1) who gets to enjoy it. Keep it to yourself and no one should give a fuck. Exhale it on me, I just might urinate on you in return; since that is not only my right, but a biological need.

baalzebubba on November 2, 2011 at 7:56 AM

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This is a pretty shitty troll. Good job Merc for falling for it.

on November 2, 2011 at 9:11 AM

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"To the old woman, young woman, middle aged man, mommy with kids in tow who gave me dirty looks or pointedly cough at me when I'm walking down the street with a cigarette. Fuck you."

I stopped reading right here and immediately voted 100% full of shit!

DamosA on November 2, 2011 at 10:38 AM

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Hey Dumbosa. He said fuck you as in a thought. How is that "bullshit"? Here is a thought, fuck you. No thought just straight up, fuck you. Am I a liar? Well, fuck you a again.

on November 2, 2011 at 11:57 AM

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So that would mean that he didn't HAVE THE BALLS to say "FUCK YOU" out loud in his man-voice. Which kinda makes him a scared little bitch as well as a nasty-ass smoker, now does it. Which would explain why he's posting anonymously.

Same could very well be said for people who post "unregistered comments".

DamosA on November 3, 2011 at 12:11 AM

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So what if i'm a "fag", as you soo dismissively put it? This is PORTLAND. We have more "fags" per capita than any other U.S. city - including San Francisco. Hello - our mayor? If you think you've insulted me, you should grow up, get a little educated, and try harder next time.

And as far as cyber-stalking me, well you're hardly original in that regard too.

DamosA on November 3, 2011 at 11:17 PM

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Dumassa,

I dismissively put it as most us do in the form of jest. You can get off your homo high chair, I may be gay too for all you know. Now if I called you a faggot.....
And I' hardly "cyberstalked" you as typing your name and scrolling down. Don't flatter yourself.
All this and the only thing I accuse you of(being a trolling tool) you don't address in your response.

Suck it again loser.

on November 4, 2011 at 9:08 AM

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Would you like the last word, cupcake? Is that what this is about? Have at it.

DamosA on November 4, 2011 at 2:09 PM

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Thanks old chum. Here are my last word(s): I win. So suck it

on November 4, 2011 at 3:51 PM

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Whats a Cyber Stalker?

Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on November 4, 2011 at 8:38 PM

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Oh wow, you "won" an internet argument.

DamosA on November 4, 2011 at 8:50 PM

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Indeed I did. And I am having the last word. Thanks Toots.

on November 5, 2011 at 8:15 AM

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Whats a Toots?

Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on November 5, 2011 at 1:26 PM

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I had the last woord, so I win. Period.

Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on November 5, 2011 at 11:41 PM

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Nope, people who smoke should be withheld cancer treatment etc.. I had a few years of smoking buds, but was wise enough to quit & rediscovered exercising. Running & cycling are the best way to taste lung & get most of the hazards out of it.

I would never go back to wasting money, I bought so many things that make me healthy, not sick. My chance of getting cancer & other diseases are very low.

uop on November 6, 2011 at 1:01 AM

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I'm sure you'll never die now.

frankieb on November 6, 2011 at 9:16 PM

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Last word.

DamosA on November 7, 2011 at 12:19 AM

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My only real threat of dying is the carbon monoxide & stuff I'm inhaling from riding in traffic or getting hit. Smokers in their vehicles can't keep up with me living life. They've tried but failed...

uop on November 7, 2011 at 3:13 AM

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Final last word bitches

on November 8, 2011 at 2:40 PM

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Last word.

DamosA on November 9, 2011 at 8:36 PM

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final last word. End of story.

on November 10, 2011 at 9:59 AM

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Final, absolute last final word - times infinity (Pi)

DamosA on November 10, 2011 at 2:55 PM

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Excuse me? I have registered so now I have some balls. And with these balls-o-mine, I now announce this:

f i n a l w o r d

Geo Liquor on November 10, 2011 at 3:34 PM

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Last...

...word.

DamosA on November 11, 2011 at 4:50 PM

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Very last word. Comments are now closed

Geo Liquor on November 11, 2011 at 6:16 PM

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Or are they?

Sped on November 11, 2011 at 8:53 PM

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Guess not. Last.

Geo Liquor on November 12, 2011 at 5:33 AM

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Last word.

Comments NOW closed.

DamosA on November 12, 2011 at 2:41 PM

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open.closed. last.

Geo Liquor on November 13, 2011 at 8:48 AM

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word.

DamosA on November 13, 2011 at 1:06 PM

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to your mother.

Last o thee lasts.

Geo Liquor on November 15, 2011 at 5:26 AM

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Last word, that's IT!

DamosA on November 16, 2011 at 2:24 AM

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And........that's a wrap. Last word.

Geo Liquor on November 17, 2011 at 2:27 PM

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