Cold, dude. I think you really are what's wrong with America. It sure doesn't sound like you 'feel really bad.' Really, Nobody Gives a Shit? It kind've comes off that you're proud of being an uncaring douche.
This sounds like bullocks to me. Like, some totally random guy just collapses bleeding in front of your driveway at 4-something in the morning for no reason? OK
This is like the woman who spent 2 days upside down in her car after a crash. Some guy in the area heard the crash, went outside, looked, didn't find anything, went back inside and forgot about it. CALL 911 dickheads!
Oh god is so boring.