Anonymous Nov 11, 2011 at 6:03 pm

Get a Better Fender, Assholes

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Why dont you ride way far back so you dont get sprayed by anyone? #problem_solved #pay_me_by_the_hour
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on November 13, 2011 at 5:09 PM Report this
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Jesus. I bet you're a load of fun.
on November 13, 2011 at 6:42 PM Report this
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Why the fuck are you riding my wheel? Are we racing? Back off, prick!
on November 14, 2011 at 12:09 AM Report this
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Maybe you shouldn't be riding someone else's ass soo damned closely then. BACK THE FUCK OFF, DUDE!
DamosA on November 14, 2011 at 10:48 AM Report this
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Ever see how much water gets kicked up by an unfendered bike in the rain? Apparently not. So...everyone should keep a distance of 30+ feet when it's wet out? See how well that works for you during rush hour in the Williams Ave clusterfuck.
Chunty McHutchence on November 14, 2011 at 12:49 PM Report this
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Are they Gremblins? Made of Sugar?
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on November 14, 2011 at 1:10 PM Report this
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Move 6" to the left or right. Voilà, problem solved, and you don't have to rant like an idiot. Or you could just pass the person.
scaler911 on November 14, 2011 at 8:07 PM Report this
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Angry bike rider is angry....Yawn
on November 19, 2011 at 2:00 PM Report this

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