It's so hard being a bartender these days. People actually want to pay you with a credit card! What jerkoffs. Also, some people insist on grammar and shit. No wonder this country is going to hell.
So "your bar" serves cocktails, but anyone who orders one is an asshole because cocktails are for lounges. And lemme guess, you expect a tip of a dollar or more for each glass of beer or shot you pour, right?
it's like I say to my customers all the time "what? You want what you want? You're going to pay me for what you want and not for what I feel like giving you? who do you think you are?"
Thank you for sharing. I'll have a triple cosmotini with light vermouth and three pimento-less olives on the side, shaken not stirred, big glass. You take Amex, right?
it's like that.