Anonymous Nov 30, 2011 at 9:54 pm

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1
If you are riding too fast to stop within the distance of your vision, then you need to slow down. Don't make me clothesline your ass. I'll do it, then shine a bright light in your face, then pepper you with dead birds. I so will.
2
Fucking Portlandia references are fucking annoying fucking.
3
BICYCLE LIGHTS ARE NOT DESIGNED TO BE HEADLIGHTS, THEY'RE DESIGNED TO MAKE THE CYCLIST NOTICABLE TO ONCOMING TRAFFIC. POINTING THE LIGHT AT THE GROUND IS STUPID. NOW STFU AND GBTW
4
He wants pedestrians to wear lights so he will see them?
I think he may be a little retarded.
5
Do you fuck your mother with that mouth?
6
IA is completely spot on about douchebag cyclists who ride the MUP with retina-searing lights.
7
Two relevant I,A's in one day?! This is great! I couldn't agree more. There are lights for your bike and lights for mobile raves. People need to figure out the appropriate model to strap to their bicycles. They're not meant to illuminate the path, just to let others notice you.
8
I like to imagine the author of this is Yosemite Sam on a bike.
9
Lights are important gear for everyone. I dig the reflective vest during the day & nights hours along with bright lights. Be seen be safe & arrive alive.

I was hit by a SUV a few years back. I was wearing a vest on my backpack & front/ back lights I still got hit. The only thing that saved me was my helmet.

I can't comprehend the lack of helmets/ lights. If it's a money issues I think scraping around for the money needed to pay for those things are wroth your life right? But I guess most people don't look at it that way.
10
I am conflicted, does he want me to bring the baseball bat or the machete.

When they are barreling down the sidewalk I find a well placed cane will keep them from almost hitting anyone else.
11
Don't stare at the fuckin' light.
12
I want to design a new product that is basically a cow catcher for my bike that will just deflect those stupid ninja joggers on the springwater, last month I almost hit a woman dressed head to toe in black with no light around 9pm.

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