Anonymous Dec 2, 2011 at 12:47 pm

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Hey, there's this guy with a thing about headphones you might wanna talk to...
2
True Rich. What up with the bitch and bail posts?
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Yeah, these microrants don't give us much to work with. At least throw in a typo or two for us to mock.
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I know a guy who eats like this. He is 27 years old and cannot figure out why he is still a virgin. At 27.
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I used to work with a couple Vietnamese guys who thought nothing of it around the lunch table. Nice guys, but I had to look away. I was under the impression that this wasn't part of the social etiquette for their culture.
My wife slurps her noodles loudly too, like all Japanese.
So I try to gently remind her she isn't in Japan anymore.
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I use to give a shit what people thought of me when I eat. But I stopped. I bought a plant to cover my face, so people don't notice that I gorge on food like it's my last meal.

I don't have a lot of time at lunch.
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Fruit Cup - you're just ahead of the curve. We all end up that way, right?
You seen how old people eat.

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