Anonymous Dec 21, 2011 at 1:07 pm

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1
sounds like you need new friends
2
How DARE you insult a game where the only interesting thing happens is in the last 2 seconds of play and is confined to success among the upper 0.5% of height endowed persons. I hereby challenge you to a duel of Sticky-Wicket to regain this sport's honor!
3
Remind me to play you my new piano composition, "Rip City in Blue."
4
Haha! Totally with ya... my friends are similarly MIA and overly apeshit for football. Yawn. I think I'm also due for some new pals.
5
and this team is boring. When the dream was Roy, Oden, Aldridge, Batum it held my attention a little. Now...it might as well be the Denver Nuggets or Golden State Warriors. I like sports but I truly don't care about the Trailblazers.
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A wise person will not let themselves care about the Blazers.
7
At least it ain't as bad as soccer.
I can only quote Woody Allen here on the meaning of sports in life:
"I can only answer that basketball or any sport is as dearly important as life itself.
After all, why is it such a big deal to work and love and strive and have children and then die and decompose into eternal nothingness?"
8
Yeah, that's why i pick friends who AREN'T semi-literate jock-nerds.
9
Yeah, and they must sport piercings with little to none significance...
10
This is why I'm gay.

Well, no, it's not. But running in circles where giving a shit about basketball makes you the barely-tolerated minority is a plus.
11
If your idea of fun is building a ship in a bottle, they're probably just making excuses.
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"See you all in March. Hopefully I’ll have a cool ship-in-a-bottle to show you."

Actually, you'll have until May to work on that ship-in-a-bottle, as the regular season ends then. If the 'Blazers make it to the playoffs, you'll have until almost July to be working on that project. Get crackin', you sports-hating pussy!
13
genius! "overpaid pituitary gland mutants trying to throw a leather pumpkin into a fishing net"
14
Support the Timbers and Blazers or GET THE FUCK OUT.
15
Doogie, I like your Ted Knight avatar
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for "getting sullenly shitfaced in my living room, whatevs), you guys go ahead and have fun watching a bunch of overpaid pituitary gland mutants trying to throw a leather pumpkin into a fishing net"

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