Anonymous Dec 22, 2011 at 10:49 am

Dear Current Girlfriend,

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HEY, FUCK OFF!
on December 22, 2011 at 11:55 AM Report this
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"Current" girlfriend, eh? I guess I'm just not special enough to be your girlfriend with no qualifiers. Don't expect a bj, hj, or oj for a few days.
Todd Mecklem on December 22, 2011 at 12:24 PM Report this
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0/10. LAME.
Graham on December 22, 2011 at 1:41 PM Report this
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I agree. She's pretty good. Especially that lil spin move she does... you know the one! Fantastic!
baalzebubba on December 22, 2011 at 3:24 PM Report this
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And how the fuck did this get posted?
scaler911 on December 22, 2011 at 3:48 PM Report this
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She did me last night.
frankieb on December 22, 2011 at 5:57 PM Report this
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You pussy-whipped bitch, why don't you go jump in front of a semi?! Either she's already cheating on you, or she'll wise up and dump your sorry ass by January.
DamosA on December 22, 2011 at 9:21 PM Report this
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My girlfriend is vastly superior to yours on every level. Deal with it.
Lucidiot on December 22, 2011 at 10:30 PM Report this
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HIV is nothing to make fun of.
Rusty! on December 23, 2011 at 3:15 AM Report this
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I hope his wife doesn't read that
ebag on December 23, 2011 at 11:33 AM Report this
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I hate you
wazz on December 23, 2011 at 1:17 PM Report this
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This is incredibly sweet & positive. Thank you for posting this.
kalikill on December 23, 2011 at 1:22 PM Report this
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I bet this guy's a registered sex offender. Hopefully, he'll have a close encounter with one of Portland's famous hit 'n run drivers.
DamosA on December 23, 2011 at 7:02 PM Report this
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"I bet this guy's a registered sex offender. Hopefully, he'll have a close encounter with one of Portland's famous hit 'n run drivers"

You need help
on December 23, 2011 at 8:09 PM Report this
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""I bet this guy's a registered sex offender. Hopefully, he'll have a close encounter with one of Portland's famous hit 'n run drivers"

You need help"



And YOU need a formal account, *unregistered comment.
DamosA on December 23, 2011 at 9:57 PM Report this
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Why do I "need" one?
on December 23, 2011 at 10:12 PM Report this
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Why do i "need" help?
DamosA on December 24, 2011 at 7:01 AM Report this
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So people (yourself included) might actually LIKE you.
on December 24, 2011 at 7:11 AM Report this
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What's the worst thing in the whole effing world? Ending a really stressful month. I'm sitting here with a nearly empty bottle of whiskey from my last trip to Maui, and feeling really truly happy for the first time all week because the work week is over (if you don't count my Friday class...which I don't). Or maybe whining just makes everything better.
on December 24, 2011 at 1:17 PM Report this
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"So people (yourself included) might actually LIKE you. "


And if you think i came here to make friends, then YOU'RE the one who needs help, buddy.
DamosA on December 24, 2011 at 1:46 PM Report this
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Then why are you here little man? Really why?
on December 24, 2011 at 2:05 PM Report this
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Now you're brown-nosing me? What's it to you, buddy? Why are YOU here? You don't even have a real account - you're just a "guest" commenter.
DamosA on December 24, 2011 at 6:14 PM Report this
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We are all "guest" commenters here you idiot.

I prefer to NOT give away personal information to total strangers unlike YOU.

Besides, all IT would take is a fake email account and 30 seconds.

Let's see this Clifton, let's hear YOUR side of WHY EVERYONE should have a registered account.
I bet it is because EVERYONE here knows EVERYTHING about YOU (even what you look like, gross by the way) and you feel exposed and vulnerable.

YOU can play by YOUR rules, I will NOT.
on December 24, 2011 at 8:23 PM Report this
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Fine, rules are for fools or whatever you say.

What I'M saying is, b/c you ARE only a "guest" commenter, YOUR opinion here doesn't really count, nor does it matter.

And anyone who thinks they can just make these 'hit 'n run' comments and say these incredibly foolish things WITHOUT having to stand by their own words is kind of a coward, anyways.
DamosA on December 25, 2011 at 7:51 AM Report this
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An opinion that "matters" in the context of an anonymous forum....

Is that what I hear?

That is fucking hilarious.

YOU are a MORON!
buddy on December 25, 2011 at 10:28 AM Report this
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Bet you won't say that to my face, SUCKA!
DamosA on December 25, 2011 at 3:25 PM Report this
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I would "sucka". And you are a moron. This has been shown repeatedly. As for the rest of you...really? Cynical much or bitter much...can't decide
on December 25, 2011 at 4:04 PM Report this
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How about BOTH!
DamosA on December 25, 2011 at 6:11 PM Report this
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"Bet you won't say that to my face, SUCKA"


You just wait......
on December 25, 2011 at 8:47 PM Report this
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I've got ALL the time in the world.
DamosA on December 26, 2011 at 10:38 AM Report this

Please wait...

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