Legit gripe. Bonus points for using twatwaffle.

Santa....

Wow fucking pathetic that you leave something out in the open and think it will be safe. Don't want people stealing your shit, don't leave it out for them to do so.

Too bad they weren't made with LAXATIVE CHOCOLATE, hint hint!

Legit grip, yes.

However, just leaving them outside someone's apt. door was pretty stupid. Why on Earth could you not have simply given the cookies DIRECTLY to your neighbor???

"Legit grip, yes".

No

"legit gripe, yes".

Corrected.

Community college? Get your money back.

Who the fuck eats cookies off the floor? I hope whoever took them threw them away, in a dumpster, where they belonged the minute you stuck them on a plate in the hallway of an apartment building. I mean damn that is some nasty shit. FOOT TRAFFIC COOKIES, YUM. Maybe your neighbor got them, stealthily chucked them and is just fibbing to avoid having to teach you a lesson about food safety and general nastyness?

"Legit grip, yes".

No

"legit gripe, yes".

Corrected.

Community college? Get your money back.



Dude, it's gotten old. Now you just look like a douche bag. It's a new year, find some new material.

@8


Douche? Oh hey 2009, what's up?

Alright. In response as I see clarification is requested.

1. @#2&5 I did not deliver them to my neighbor DIRECTLY for a simple reason. She was not at home and I had to leave for the weekend. So I rolled the dice and yes, it wasn't terribly clever of me in retrospect. But I also know that UPS, FedEx, USPS, and other packages get left in our hallway all the time. I've lived here almost three years and I've NEVER had one go missing. So it wasn't completely unreasonable to expect her stuff to be left alone.

2. @#7. No. These were not "foot traffic cookies." They were on a plate, wrapped up securely with aluminum foil, in a paper bag. Aluminum foil, plate, and paper bag were between the cookies and the floor. Anything else?

"1. @#2&5 I did not deliver them to my neighbor DIRECTLY for a simple reason. She was not at home and I had to leave for the weekend. So I rolled the dice and yes, it wasn't terribly clever of me in retrospect. But I also know that UPS, FedEx, USPS, and other packages get left in our hallway all the time. I've lived here almost three years and I've NEVER had one go missing. So it wasn't completely unreasonable to expect her stuff to be left alone."


Ok, this does explain things abit more - thanks for the clarification. Since the cookie thief is clearly someone who lives in your apt. have you thought about putting up flyers alerting fellow neighbors that there's a thief in their midst?

I, A

Do you by chance live on or near sesame street? I think I know who this dude might be...

If I made cookies for my neighbor, I would personally make the delivery. People who live in apartments (The writer of this post included) are known to be mangy scoundrels, villains and ne'er-do-wells and should not be trusted. You're lucky it was only cookies that were stolen and not you're dad-blasted life!

Dad-blasted=fathers ejaculate