Anonymous Jan 4, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Hey Dog Owners

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Maybe it's just me, but IA seems to be devolving into "Hey _______: Fuck Off!"

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Steve R. on January 4, 2012 at 4:20 PM Report this
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So the animal should die for it's human's lack of commitment to its training?

This person makes me sick.
Jeremy K. on January 4, 2012 at 5:34 PM Report this
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Ugh, I hate cat people
Barf! on January 4, 2012 at 5:47 PM Report this
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Soo, the DOG should die b/c YOU'RE annoyed by it's barking?

You, IA, are a FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
DamosA on January 4, 2012 at 5:58 PM Report this
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You are a terrible terrible miserable person. I bet you're a drag to be around. Fuck you, dog-hater.
Wubbles on January 4, 2012 at 8:13 PM Report this
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I think the IA was kidding about the killing part. But, I love how everyone here ignores the fact that humans ENSLAVE these animals. Just as the lot of you hate "breeders", I, and this IA, hate dog owners. That's right, I HATE fucking dog owners. You pompous, selfish and self-righteous pieces of... uh... dog poop! Why don't you take a fucking second out of your day to see what you're doing. You're ENSLAVING and animal, putting human emotions onto it and letting it do what it pleases because you're a lazy SOB. You heard me.
on January 4, 2012 at 8:58 PM Report this
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For the record, i've never been much into the idea of "pet ownership" as is. But IA even "joking" about shooting a dog... for barking... C`MON!
DamosA on January 4, 2012 at 10:08 PM Report this
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This reminds me: the asshole who poisoned those dogs in Laurelhurst Park was never caught, right?
dimitrir on January 5, 2012 at 9:12 AM Report this
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Hey IA! Do us all a favor and take YOURSELF out back and shoot YOURSELF in the forehead. You sick fuck.
marsupial on January 5, 2012 at 12:47 PM Report this
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If you can't handle a dog barking once in a while, you probably can't handle much else at all in life. As you can see, many people would rather have dogs around than people like you. Get a life, please.
on January 5, 2012 at 1:25 PM Report this
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What? The dogs can bark at passersby and poop on the sidewalk? Well, they sure sound a lot smarter than you do!
on January 5, 2012 at 2:56 PM Report this
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What about the fucking cats who keep fucking all night on top of the buildings and roofs and meowing, and hissing like they're on the WWF. They need condoms BADLY.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on January 9, 2012 at 3:39 PM Report this

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