I am neither a Blazer's fan, sad bitch(?) who wants a baby, and I haven't chucked an ice cube at a dude who wasn't a friend in, oh, never.
Here is what my brain translated this post into:
"Boo-hoo! My rant was so good but you didn't like it so I'm butthurt and going to attack women IA posters because OBVIOUSLY their stupid problems are not nearly as bad as MY stupid problems!"
Yeah, except your IA was really stupid. There's lots of things wrong with "Portlandia"; you might as well have picked your particular bitch out of a hat.
Here is what my brain translated this post into:
"Boo-hoo! My rant was so good but you didn't like it so I'm butthurt and going to attack women IA posters because OBVIOUSLY their stupid problems are not nearly as bad as MY stupid problems!"
Shut the fuck up.