Anonymous Jan 12, 2012 at 2:41 pm

Dear Tri-Met Fare Inspector

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Okay, I'll use the cliché: If you miss living in Chicago, go back there with your fashionable bling and steal fares there. Transit here really needs people who pay their way. Does it help your conscience much to talk about your white privilege anonymously even though it sounds like you're bragging about getting away with it via your "false search" stalling tactic?
geyser on January 12, 2012 at 3:03 PM Report this
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You sound shallow.
Blabby on January 12, 2012 at 3:51 PM Report this
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They probably believed that you'd paid the fare, since, you know, why would someone in a $1400 jacket be too cheap to pay for a bus ride?

Also: you're obviously a nouveau riche douchebag, since real money doesn't give specific dollar figures. And you're also obviously a low-quality person, from your other behavior. You're probably spending as much as you bring in just to keep up appearances and keep whatever scam you have going going.

People will catch on, you know. Enjoy it while it lasts.
jamdox on January 12, 2012 at 3:52 PM Report this
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So lemme see if i've gotten this right: you witnessed a brazen act of racial profiling and oppression and you just stood there and did NOT A GODDAMNED THING. Then you pat yourself on the back b/c [once again] you cheated Trimet, and thus, successfully stuck it to "Da Man" once again. so basically, you're not only a crook, but you're also a COWARD, do i have that correct? I take it you didn't want to do anything that might jeopardize that might fine White Privilege, eh?
DamosA on January 12, 2012 at 3:58 PM Report this
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Product placement is getting out of hand.
Demondog on January 12, 2012 at 4:15 PM Report this
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Nice, Demondog.
tk. on January 12, 2012 at 4:17 PM Report this
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We miss you living in Chicago too.
theterminizer on January 12, 2012 at 4:19 PM Report this
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Dear fare skipper,
Fuck you, they bust white people too, I hope the train runs you over.
on January 12, 2012 at 4:24 PM Report this
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@8 and 3... I really want to "meet" this person and by meet, I mean.....well you do the math. Sadly he is far from the only a-hole doing this although he is by far one of the more pretentious shallow pieces of crap out there. And I am really tired of seeing kids and adults try and dodge fare inspectors...if you have been ticketed and excluded why are you still riding the fucking train without paying, especially if you are "coming back from school/work"? , that infers you can pay for it
on January 12, 2012 at 4:35 PM Report this
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this place continues to be like Penthouse Forum without the smarm, lots of made up stuff.

Here "my $1,400 Issey Miyake winter coat" substitutes for "my 14 inch rod".
Eric in SE on January 12, 2012 at 5:35 PM Report this
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Terminizer +1
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on January 12, 2012 at 5:49 PM Report this
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Fake. Anonymous troll is obvious.
on January 12, 2012 at 5:56 PM Report this
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Black people problems. Next!
Clowntown on January 12, 2012 at 6:09 PM Report this
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-So lemme see if i've gotten this right: you witnessed a brazen act of racial profiling and oppression and you just stood there and did NOT A GODDAMNED THING. Then you pat yourself on the back b/c [once again] you cheated Trimet, and thus, successfully stuck it to "Da Man" once again. so basically, you're not only a crook, but you're also a COWARD, do i have that correct? I take it you didn't want to do anything that might jeopardize that might fine White Privilege, eh?-

-said the man with the picture avatar of an old black lady witha thoughtful or reprimanding look-

Eh, Shut the fuck up.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on January 12, 2012 at 9:16 PM Report this
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Fake, hyperbole, or a 3rd party witness.
pdxnelson on January 12, 2012 at 11:05 PM Report this
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...and the reason you couldn't just PAY the guy's fare is, Mr. Conspicuous Fucking Consumption?
AlaskanNow on January 13, 2012 at 3:22 AM Report this
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"-said the man with the picture avatar of an old black lady witha thoughtful or reprimanding look- "


What the fuck are you even talking about?
DamosA on January 13, 2012 at 5:18 AM Report this
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'Cause Chicago doesn't have problems with race relations??
Handsome McHaberdasher on January 13, 2012 at 8:05 AM Report this
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"-said the man with the picture avatar of an old black lady witha thoughtful or reprimanding look- "


What the fuck are you even talking about?-

Aren't you a man with an Avatar of an old black lady witha thoughtful or reprimanding look?
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on January 13, 2012 at 10:02 AM Report this
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HAHA this is easily my fav i, anon in a long time.
arenit on January 13, 2012 at 10:42 AM Report this
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Leaky- Damosas avatar is not a woman, it's tv's Benson!
Barf! on January 13, 2012 at 12:15 PM Report this
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so his avatar is like a modern tv Benson, but angry and resented?
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on January 13, 2012 at 1:17 PM Report this
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Geoffrey*** - copy n paste problems -
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on January 13, 2012 at 1:20 PM Report this
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"Aren't you a man with an Avatar of an old black lady witha thoughtful or reprimanding look?"


Uhm, no. You've got me confused with someone else, brother.
DamosA on January 14, 2012 at 12:01 AM Report this
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I'm...actually going to agree with DadaA aka Damosa on this one.

Way to fail to stand up for social justice and totally capitalize on your privilege.
And detailing how much your fancy bullshit designer clothes/wallet/soul is is just fucking tacky.
ThatOneBitch on January 14, 2012 at 8:26 AM Report this
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I've got a jacket i bought from Metro Clothing for $170, and i bet it looks 100xs nicer and cooler than the $1400 piece-of-shit this douche bag is soooo proud of.
DamosA on January 14, 2012 at 8:47 AM Report this
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Hey fat ass, no amount of money spent in YOU or your costume will ever make you cool.
on January 14, 2012 at 12:19 PM Report this
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-"Aren't you a man with an Avatar of an old black lady witha thoughtful or reprimanding look?"


Uhm, no. You've got me confused with someone else, brother.-

"Aren't you a man with an Avatar of an old black men witha thoughtful or reprimanding look?"

wow, 170 bucks, like thats not alot. And then you're bragging you're not materialistic.

Do I have to say it again?
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on January 14, 2012 at 1:42 PM Report this
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Who said it was alot? Besides you? And since when did i ever say anything about materialism?

Not only do you have the shittiest reading comprehension of all us Merc. commenters (even Geo), but your visual comprehension is way off, too. Why you think Idi 'Dada' Amin is an "old Black lady", i'll never understand.
DamosA on January 14, 2012 at 8:14 PM Report this
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Jake, go fuck a duck.

Damosa, it's not a reading comprehension it's a WRITING comprehension, you fucking idiot.
Clowntown on January 15, 2012 at 7:04 AM Report this
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Kontroll
on January 15, 2012 at 8:04 AM Report this
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I'm with Jake - IA comment threads are pretty much as informative and educational as those at OregonLive. Just boring.
ParanoidMike on January 15, 2012 at 11:37 AM Report this
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That only happens when the SAME 3-4 trolling shitheads chime in and thread-jack the entire discussion with their personal attack ads. At least one shitting troll, Luckybulldog13, has been BANNED after having crossed the line way too many times. Either that, or he changed his screen-name, like a true coward.

It can get awfully shabby here, yeah. It's unfortunate.
DamosA on January 15, 2012 at 2:39 PM Report this
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"At least one shitting troll, Luckybulldog13, has been BANNED after having crossed the line way too many times. Either that, or he changed his screen-name, like a true coward".

Yeah. At least when his name was luckybulldog13, we knew who he was.
You are at the least, an imbecile.
buddy on January 15, 2012 at 4:49 PM Report this
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Come say that to my face, just c`mon. I dare you, punk!
DamosA on January 15, 2012 at 8:54 PM Report this
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"Come say that to my face, just c`mon. I dare you, punk!"


You invite me yet YOU will PUSSY out if I ask you to name a time and place.
You are ALL talk.
buddy on January 15, 2012 at 10:25 PM Report this
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It wasn't an "invite" jerk face, it was a CHALLENGE!
DamosA on January 16, 2012 at 1:04 AM Report this
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Yep. Pussy.
buddy on January 16, 2012 at 6:59 AM Report this
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That's right, keep squawking. I'mah make you eat those words one of these days.
DamosA on January 16, 2012 at 11:57 AM Report this
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What the fuck is a I'mah You stupid ass bitch? You do speak English right?
buddy on January 16, 2012 at 1:17 PM Report this
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One of these days, Fausto. One of these days...
DamosA on January 16, 2012 at 7:42 PM Report this
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That being said, trimet inspectors must also be chauvanistic. I, a female, got a ticket, for honestly just forgetting that my weekly pass expired (and i showed it to them, along with the gazillion other tickets that pile up in my wallet), while on my way home from work, wearing a calvin klein coat, Guess boots and carrying a kenneth cole bag. But the inspector was a douche and gave me a ticket, despite the fact that I had no prior citations.Speaks volumes.
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