Anonymous Feb 2, 2012 at 2:13 pm

Rancid Roomate

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Which Merc employee is this
tcraighenry on February 2, 2012 at 3:23 PM Report this
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Highly
Important
Pretty
Stale
Tense
Egotist
Retard
on February 2, 2012 at 3:25 PM Report this
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I BET THIS IS ABOUT ALISON. SHE'S A HORRIBLE HORRIBLER NO GOOD PERSON.

IF I HAD A GUN WITH TWO BULLETS AND WAS STUCK IN TO A ROOM WITH HITLER, ALISON AND STALIN; I'D SHOOT ALISON TWICE.
Graham on February 2, 2012 at 3:37 PM Report this
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What about Nixon
tcraighenry on February 2, 2012 at 3:56 PM Report this
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I don't work for an alternative newspaper, but I am much cooler than you or your friends. I assume you have open sores on your face.
Fruit Cup on February 2, 2012 at 4:11 PM Report this
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@TIFF I'M SURE NIXON WOULD DO THE SAME THING.
Graham on February 2, 2012 at 4:48 PM Report this
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just a personal opinion here, but i don't think there is such a thing as using too much toilet paper. only too little toilet paper. now THAT would be gross
ebag on February 2, 2012 at 8:54 PM Report this
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o really? try wiping ur butt so much u end up with bloodybutt and bad fingersmells and possible bloodfarts ALL NIGHT LONG. i like girls who are detached, depressed and drink white wine but all her toilet paper usage ruined it.
arenit on February 2, 2012 at 10:06 PM Report this
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@2 very clever...but shhhh we are not supposed to use the H" word:)
As for you Anon, why don't you just tell her? And maybe she just wants to keep to herself...I know I do at times. I guess that makes me rude too. Eh.
on February 3, 2012 at 4:16 PM Report this
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arenit, that made me laugh. well played
ebag on February 3, 2012 at 7:32 PM Report this
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The passive aggressive thing is pretty rampant over there.
Mangler on February 4, 2012 at 7:49 AM Report this
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Can I just point out that the first adjective used here is "unassertive"? In an I, A post. Just... think about that for a second.

Sorry, it's just too good.
on February 4, 2012 at 5:07 PM Report this
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i thought this IA was a pointless rant....until they mentioned chardonnay. i mean, really? it's 2012! would it kill you to drink some local pinot gris? maybe a viognier? for fucks sake, expand your horizons!
ebag on February 5, 2012 at 9:33 PM Report this

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