Anonymous Feb 2, 2012 at 3:20 pm

To Local Photographers and Wanna-Bes with Phones

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DID YOU JUST TELL THE EMPLOYEES OF THE MERCURY TO GO GET A JOB? I'M CHECKING BECAUSE YOU SEEM A BIT CONFUSED.
Graham on February 2, 2012 at 3:34 PM Report this
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Wow, two IAs in a row directed at Courtney. Not her day. Not her day at all.
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on February 2, 2012 at 3:37 PM Report this
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http://imgur.com/tCp90.gif
Commenty Colin on February 2, 2012 at 3:43 PM Report this
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I care about pics of bikes and cats and whatever when I'm wasting time on the internet to distract myself from my job. I care (and I'm writing "I" in all caps for emphasis!)

No one is inflicting anything on you. If you hate the site that much and see a need for something that isn't being done, then you go out and do it.
geyser on February 2, 2012 at 3:44 PM Report this
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You forgot hipstamatic. And vignetting.
Steve R. on February 2, 2012 at 3:47 PM Report this
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The best part: Alison Hallett actually took that picture. Sure, I was photo directing, but still.
Courtney Ferguson on February 2, 2012 at 3:53 PM Report this
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@Graham I think that's a fair assessment.
tcraighenry on February 2, 2012 at 3:55 PM Report this
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@Courtney I think you buttmad
tcraighenry on February 2, 2012 at 3:58 PM Report this
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I think the show just got stopped.
Fruit Cup on February 2, 2012 at 4:15 PM Report this
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http://i.imgur.com/qXhag.gif
Lonely At The Movies on February 2, 2012 at 5:41 PM Report this
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I think the Cup just got Fruited ( can that happen? )
Barf! on February 2, 2012 at 6:02 PM Report this
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oh shit.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on February 2, 2012 at 6:40 PM Report this
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u mad
ebag on February 2, 2012 at 8:53 PM Report this
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nope, but I sense drama or something more upscale.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on February 2, 2012 at 9:34 PM Report this
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Absolutely! How do you think the fruit gets in the cup?
Fruit Cup on February 2, 2012 at 10:16 PM Report this
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Ha ha. On the right of this is a photo from William Ross fashion photography where the model has the look to the side with leg bent pose.

Amazing
tcraighenry on February 2, 2012 at 11:04 PM Report this
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Looks like Clif weighs a Ton and Killed Kali.
Geo Liquor on February 2, 2012 at 11:10 PM Report this
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I like cats. When I walk down the street cats see me and know I'm a cat person. They all want to hear "hey, kitty!" so they'll come up to me for those magic words.

If I see a photo of a cat I'll usually like that too. Unless it's one of those cats that almost looks like a dog. For awhile I thought Emma Stone was a cat that looked like a dog.
Eric in SE on February 2, 2012 at 11:56 PM Report this
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"Looks like Clif weighs a Ton and Killed Kali."

Nice to see you're thinking about me even when i'm not here.
DamosA on February 3, 2012 at 2:59 AM Report this
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Oh god DamosaA. I have something to tell you and there's not enough caps lock in the world.

NO1FUCKINGCURR
tcraighenry on February 3, 2012 at 8:40 AM Report this
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U mad?
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on February 3, 2012 at 10:45 AM Report this
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The OP forgot to mention black and white photos of pregnant people.
Fruit Cup on February 3, 2012 at 12:10 PM Report this
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Allison is in on the action today. So trolled Merc. So very trolled.
tcraighenry on February 3, 2012 at 12:19 PM Report this
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more photos of cats in sweaters doing weird things plz. Posing cats count too, or relating to other animals specially small monkeys.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on February 3, 2012 at 3:05 PM Report this
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You're lucky they even posted Photos for you BASTARDS! LEAVE COURTNEY ALONE! Damn, I thought I got worked up over trivial issues (I am usually joking, although the oh so clever posters on here don't get it), I feel that you Anon should move on! hey, that rhymes! you should use that as you're mantra.
You're welcome
on February 3, 2012 at 4:07 PM Report this
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I uh. What @25
tcraighenry on February 3, 2012 at 4:51 PM Report this
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So like, is everyone here complaining about, photos or something?
DamosA on February 4, 2012 at 9:04 AM Report this
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oh this is funny stuff, how i miss Portland.
gypsysojourner on February 4, 2012 at 11:50 AM Report this
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"So like, is everyone here complaining about, photos or something?"


Look you fuckin hippie, put down the bong and read the thread your own damn self. Fyi, you lazy man!
Geo Liquor on February 4, 2012 at 12:55 PM Report this
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#27, yeah, what a bunch of whiners aren't they?

There also like, complaining, about the fat mother scenario. If your mother is fat, most likely by the age you hit 35, you will start to get crazy fat, and that doesn't go well with the photos.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on February 4, 2012 at 3:38 PM Report this
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Hey, it's my TWO BIGGEST FANS, right on que!
DamosA on February 5, 2012 at 5:57 AM Report this
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"queue".....what you have been posting is spanish for "what".
You're welcome.
Now get your dumb ass back to community college, "aright"
on February 5, 2012 at 12:24 PM Report this
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Glad to see you taking precious time out of [what i'm sure is] your very busy life, just to pay attention to my grammar. It brings me joy to know that my words command soo much of your attention.
DamosA on February 5, 2012 at 8:50 PM Report this
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#33: am pretty sure it's the other way around.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on February 6, 2012 at 8:22 AM Report this
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@31 and @32

It is actually "cue" as in a stage cue. Pretty fuckin' basic.
on February 6, 2012 at 10:52 AM Report this
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@35...good point, I was a little confused by the apparent Spanglish.
on February 6, 2012 at 3:33 PM Report this
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No actually, "que" is also correct.
DamosA on February 6, 2012 at 4:07 PM Report this
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Cue?
disastronaut on February 6, 2012 at 4:47 PM Report this
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No actually it is'nt. Idiot
on February 7, 2012 at 2:05 PM Report this

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