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I cannot imagine having enough free time to sit in my house and concern myself with how strangers are parking on the public streets outside.

I cannot imagine having enough free time to sit in my house and concern myself with how my circumstances are different than other peoples.

Comparison in this way is a very hateful thing.

What I wanted to do was tear your stupid fucking face off your stupid fucking skull and use it as my own personal tampon.

What I wanted to do was tear your stupid fucking brain and smoke your pineal gland and then use your hip bones as paddles for my kayac.

Not so tough or gruesome. Meh.



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I think people might ease off the annoying busybody shit if they stopped to realize just how close they can come to getting their faces eaten off/tamponized/whatever, thanks OP.
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Do not - I repeat DO NOT - google Face Tampons
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I think you were smart not to eat this woman and her baby. People are larger than, say, chickens, and you would have gotten quite the stomach ache!
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It's always a good idea to park, get in an argument with someone who lives near where you parked, then leave your car there. Try taking care of the stuff you leech off other people and obeying the parking laws next time. She should have shit on your hood.
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IA is correct, the parking space in front of your house does not belong to you alone.
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Tamponized ... may we submit that to the Colber Report for consideration?
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"You are lucky I didn’t eat you and your fat little baby alive."


Another breeder, that explains it!
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No, I think he's a cannibal. You've got terrible reading associations.
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Damosa: population problem? Off yourself.
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Why don't YOU off YOURSELF?
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See, here is the problem with I,Anon. It's called "I should have shit on your porch."

A good I,Anon would be titled "I am the one who shit on your porch."

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