Anonymous Feb 7, 2012 at 3:07 am

RE: Curb Your Snake

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Probably shouldn't have snakes out in a bathroom.

(Unless you're in the men's. *Cymbal crash*)

Happy to help you anonymous you dumbfuck.
tcraighenry on February 7, 2012 at 8:55 AM Report this
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^ An attempt at such a lame joke and you dare call someone else a "dumbfuck"?




Thank you for the response to that idiot woman, IA. And thanks for setting the record straight (no baby, huh).

You're alright - just leave the snake at home next time. For ITS sake. People are crazy, you know.
DamosA on February 7, 2012 at 9:08 AM Report this
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Oh DamosA :allears:
tcraighenry on February 7, 2012 at 9:11 AM Report this
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Walking around with a baby snake? You're trying WAY too hard.
arenit on February 7, 2012 at 9:29 AM Report this
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Maybe it is a service snake. I saw a guy who kept a snake around his neck, and when he would be on the verge of an epileptic seizure his body temp would drop, causing the snake to tighten around him. When that happened he knew to take his meds. That said, I think this I,A is fake
Barf! on February 7, 2012 at 9:47 AM Report this
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Don't carry around a snake in public. It's going to get really big and stink up your whole apartment by the way.
Blabby on February 7, 2012 at 11:36 AM Report this
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I dated a woman in Koreatown once who kept a large snake in a cage in her studio apartment. I dated her once.
Todd Mecklem on February 7, 2012 at 12:40 PM Report this
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I think you and the other Anon should have a television show. Like Laverne and Shirley! Note to self, avoid Barnes and Noble
on February 7, 2012 at 12:43 PM Report this
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"I dated a woman in Koreatown once..."



Since when has there been a "Koreatown" in Portland?
DamosA on February 7, 2012 at 3:41 PM Report this
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Who said anything about Portland?
on February 7, 2012 at 3:44 PM Report this
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If the snake is your baby, take it in the stall with you. You wouldn't leave a baby unattended by the sink! Besides, snakes do not need constant attention, leave it at home. That's ridiculous to carry it around. "Growing up," as you say, does not include being accustomed to snakes in public bathrooms!
LuckyCharm on February 7, 2012 at 3:45 PM Report this
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i still think that both of you are stupid
ScrumYummy on February 7, 2012 at 4:32 PM Report this
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I bring my snake to the bathroom. ( wink wink )
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on February 7, 2012 at 4:57 PM Report this
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Seriously, you are a FUCKING ASSHOLE, desperate for attention, if you bring a snake into a public restroom.
on February 7, 2012 at 5:26 PM Report this
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That joke's already been done, Leaky. And it was lame as all fuck then, too.


And "Dumbfuck/unregistered comment", HOW is a person a "FUCKING ASSHOLE" just for bringing a small reptile into a public restroom? Alittle careless, sure... but that's it.

Calm down. Take some Vicodin and have a glass of Merlot.
DamosA on February 7, 2012 at 8:03 PM Report this
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SNAKE COULD BE CONSTRUED AS A EUPHEMISM FOR PENIS
theterminizer on February 7, 2012 at 8:38 PM Report this
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I'm not going to call you a fucking asshole, suggest you grow up, or make a penis joke... That said, it does seem to me that you might benefit from the much, much better policy of not bringing your pet snake with you on your shopping trips.
Tommy on February 8, 2012 at 2:57 AM Report this
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Good idea, Tommy.

But that policy should also go for ALL but service animals. And children. And retarded family members.
DamosA on February 8, 2012 at 1:05 PM Report this
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Snakes are not companions. Fuck that. If you don't want people to go all 'get these motherfucking snakes out of my motherfucking bathroom' on you then you need to keep the motherfucking snakes away from the people. Otherwise, would it make a nice belt?
Demondog on February 8, 2012 at 1:56 PM Report this
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I think puppies would make even nicer belts. Very soft, pliable leather could be harvested from the finest of puppies.
DamosA on February 8, 2012 at 10:33 PM Report this
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I think blowhard commenters with stretched out lobes who make comments everywhere, nonstop about stupid whiney shit WILL make good punching bags.
Geo Liquor on February 9, 2012 at 12:01 AM Report this
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@18....so where does that leave you?
on February 9, 2012 at 1:47 PM Report this
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:)
DamosA on February 9, 2012 at 3:59 PM Report this

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