Anonymous Feb 12, 2012 at 10:46 am

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1
There's a bar called Rat Fuck? Everybody steals my ideas.
2
"...there is something totally different about you that somewhat restored my rather cynical faith in people and honesty."

This is so god damn cliche - clearly you watch too many mopey loser rom-coms.
3
Die in a fire.
4
@1 Freaking hilarious. (But seriously ... wouldn't it just make your day to see that neon sign in some scuzzy-ass section of town? Maybe next to the Bat Shit Bodega?)
5
@ Todd...I believe anon refers to Red Flag which is on 28th. I used to live in that neighborhood and still visit. As for 2 and 3...hate life much? I thought I was the resident bad guy here. But I am a bit of a romantic so I for one am rooting for Anon- good luck buddy. @Ron that is a brilliant idea! Don't sue me if I steal it.
6
What's next? A commenter marriage proposal?
7
So, why not just give the name of the bar, first off. And secondly: any ideas yet as to why neither of you offered the other one their phone number?
8
For the record, hitting on someone via I, Anonymous = totally weird. But fuck, if it works...
9
Butt fuck, if it works...
10
I hope professors are still deducting points for poor grammar and spelling.
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@10....personally I myself have been out of college for a while and my spelling and grammar both stink, so would you care to point out anons errors? I am just curious.
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@11: It's actually just one thing, but repeated to an annoying degree: the "n" goes BEFORE the apostrophe in contractions, as in isn't, didn't, or couldn't.



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To be fair to the author and their education, those kind of contractions probably wouldn't be used in a history paper. They are probably pretty unlikely to appear in any of the required readings, either, but one who doesn't know how to construct some of the most basic and common contractions probably shouldn't be allowed to attend college, at least the sort of college at which one can major in something.

I'd say it is probably best here to give the author the benefit of the doubt and chalk it up to a temporary lapse caused by an overwhelmingly powerful crush.
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This just in...i know who anon is, and I was there that night apparently. @Aestro....thank you. A good point. @13....oh yeah, he's fallen pretty hard. The guy is very charming in person but is pretty old fashioned so maybe that's why no #'s were exchanged. If it is who I think it is, the lady in question is a stunning 6 ft redhead. I wish my friend luck, he has been through a lot and could use an upturn in his fortune
15
Damn! You people are fuckin picky as hell. As if your shit doesn't stink!

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