Ironically, this person probably spent an hour in his/her room (which may or may not be a basement) carefully writing this I,A and editing it for grammatical astuteness.
And I go โwhat? What's the matter?โ She goes โwhat's the matter with you?โ I go โthere's nothing wrong, mom.โ Shes all โdon't tell me that! You're on drugs!โ I go โno mom, I'm not on drugs. I'm ok, I'm just thinking, you know? Why don't you get me a Pepsi?โ She goes โNo! You're on drugs!โ I go โmom, I'm ok. I'm just thinking.โ She goes โNo! You're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't be acting that way!โ I go โmom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!โ And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!
That's funny coming from you. I've yet to see YOU once say that YOU were EVER wrong about ANYTHING. Wether it be grammar, ethics, facts etc. I can't recall ONCE where you have said that.
But you probably know all that too.
Still, it's a clever read. B+
But you probably know all that too.
There's a good reason for that, see. It's b/c i'm NOT wrong about anything, ever. It's called AN EDUCATION. Perhaps you've heard of it?
A PARTIAL education from a community college doesn't mean shit you dope. Go Back to "gym" class and "tighten up" your shit. Dummy.