Anonymous Feb 23, 2012 at 10:26 am

I Cheated on You Like Crazy

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So you're calling yourself out on IA for being a self-righteous shitbag?

High fives for being a horrible human being without the balls to break up with her before sleeping with someone else, then posting a congratulatory passive aggressive victory speech for being said shitbag.

Fuck off.




on February 23, 2012 at 12:23 PM Report this
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Only super pussies put up with shit from anyone else AND fuck people on the sly because they don't have the courage to be honest. So, suck it, super pussy.
on February 23, 2012 at 1:00 PM Report this
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this inexplicably looks like a classic case of a hamelin flautist but for pigeons or something.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on February 23, 2012 at 1:59 PM Report this
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Isn't this the point of I, Anonymous - to admit wrongdoings anonymously instead of bitching about traffic?
on February 23, 2012 at 2:40 PM Report this
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I hope you get herpes, A.I.
chicostix on February 23, 2012 at 3:04 PM Report this
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His placement of the word "only" is incorrect.
Denis C. Theriault on February 23, 2012 at 4:23 PM Report this
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Not sure who I'm more ashamed of, the feller for acting that way or the woman for continuously pursuing this feller of questionable repute.
on February 23, 2012 at 4:33 PM Report this
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D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-DOUCHE.
ThatOneBitch on February 23, 2012 at 5:16 PM Report this
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A, Always.
B, Be.
F, Fucking.
Always Be Fucking.
ALWAYS be fucking. It's fuck or walk.
Todd Mecklem on February 23, 2012 at 7:41 PM Report this
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Man up and tell her straight. Cheating's one thing, lying's making her crazy.
El Stunto on February 23, 2012 at 7:42 PM Report this
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Thinking about it, I didn't assume it was a men who wrote this. To me it is somehow androgynous. Taking this seriously it could have been written by a girl.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on February 23, 2012 at 8:19 PM Report this
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Oh no someone lied about what they were doing with their genitals. Philosophers will debate this one for decades.
on February 23, 2012 at 8:44 PM Report this
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Fantastic! Eat smokey ash tray Rice, you fucking racist imbecile.
uop on February 24, 2012 at 2:01 AM Report this
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And drink yourself until you drown in Beck's impeccable pestiferous juices. I won't call running into each other stalking. Stomping grounds consisting of 88miles radius you're bound to run into each other.
uop on February 24, 2012 at 4:12 AM Report this
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^?
on February 24, 2012 at 10:14 AM Report this
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Aaah, the old "it's your fault I cheated on you" gambit.

It fools no one.
Blabby on February 24, 2012 at 10:36 AM Report this
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Guess @lookup knows the IA.
scaler911 on February 24, 2012 at 12:51 PM Report this
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good call blabby. i can't wait for the follow-up "it's you're fault i beat you" that IA writes to his future girlfriend
ebag on February 24, 2012 at 8:11 PM Report this
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No, I'm just venting. These comments are directed towards a person where it's not plausible that they posted it the I,A. I just imaging that this is their respond for there MIA.
uop on February 24, 2012 at 10:52 PM Report this
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Get em I,A! Whoever they were you seem really honest and mature so i am sure that they deserved for your genitals to be inside/around someone else's. I am inspired by your bravery to post such a blatantly disrespectful rant under the guise of anonymity. An aside, I went to the Rat Fuck recently... Do any of you actually go because I find myself wondering if you are the people in the places in which I go.
UnicornSomersault on February 27, 2012 at 5:32 PM Report this

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