Ferret's are the Anti-Christ's minions. Should have ran it over.

The ferret is real. As for the boyfriend, as we've explained to you many times before, it's an understandable fantasy, and we know he seems to exist, but...you really need to take your medication, it's for your own good, you know.

Ahh, here we go with the Mecklem 25. It'll take at least 25 boring, humorless comments to reach comedy gold. Please pass the popcorn.

I know you're bored, now that DamosA's gone, so...bring it on, Lickie.

24 left. Sigh

It's a Mercsican standoff, as your "Geo trashing" is even more boring than my bad jokes.

Just breaking your balls hot Toddy.

No new I, Anonymous? What you people do on 11:30 pm on Sundays besides thinking about the ferret antichrist? Can't you like pop in a new I,A? Please?

Erm, plainly your boyfriend doesn't listen to you while he's driving and am sure by what you said after he never does, "At first I became wildly ecstatic that we could be so lucky as to be involved in such a bizarre series of events" (something jumped in the road and like wavered around.) I deduce you have lived a very, very, boring life.

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Don't break them, Geo Blow. You can buff them if you like.

sundays is when you go to church, I meant saturday. For Christ Sakes.

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It was the Iphone's Fault, Siri has a bad case of the jet lag.

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Did you travel somewhere, Leaky?

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Whoa. Tap those brakes and slow your roll there, Geo. Everything Mecklem writes is comedy gold. Putting down his clever non-sequiturs only makes you appear more spiteful and angry than before.

Yeah yeah yeah..Like we needed to know you shaved your balls. Harf!

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So cute, Geo, pretending you didn't notice!

Nope Todd, but they sent my Siri from the east coast, so she needed time to adjust.

-sent from my Siri voice activated speech to text app-

I thought a couple of raisins that fell out of my granola.

And that sure wasn't soy milk!

No, that was tears of Damosa. Not to be confused with the popular drink down at the old rat fuck.