Every pigeon needs to die horribly, whether it's from a swift kick by a brave individual or it gets eaten by a hawk. They need to die! It's not as if they are even remotely cool like crows are! I love trying to kick pigeons, it's a Portland past time.
as long as they don't make me listen to their poetry, am fine with aliens Visiting this earth. (take your medications.)
we have already zombies which will drive away any -imaginary- hostile alien activity here on earth.