Anonymous Feb 26, 2012 at 3:35 pm

Do Not Walk

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1
OH LOOK ANOTHER WHINY MOTORIST ON I, ANON.
lithell on February 26, 2012 at 4:51 PM Report this
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Oh look, an all-cap wizard.
Geo Liquor on February 26, 2012 at 5:14 PM Report this
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I hope you scared the shit outta her.
She had it coming.
frankieb on February 26, 2012 at 6:21 PM Report this
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oh look another angry obsessed I,Anon writer.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on February 26, 2012 at 7:11 PM Report this
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It's quiet here in I, A. It's almost like... we're missing someone.
pdxMB on February 26, 2012 at 9:23 PM Report this
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You've lived over a half-century and the best rant or confession you have for the world is this crankiness we've all read hundreds of times? Oh but wait! You almost died in a multi-car pileup and you regret that the jaywalker was not unavoidably slain!! Drama queen.
geyser on February 26, 2012 at 10:47 PM Report this
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Everyone is, inevitably, an asshole. Driving, biking, walking, breathing...we are all dicks,sometime.
i think that @7 had the real point, though. It's too quiet around here.
kalikill on February 27, 2012 at 2:33 AM Report this
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i meant 5...
kalikill on February 27, 2012 at 4:12 AM Report this
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Google image "Clifton brooks Portland"

Is that him with the makeup? He's 35? Holy fuck!
on February 27, 2012 at 7:24 AM Report this
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Oh good another pedestrian/car/bike rant.
tcraighenry on February 27, 2012 at 8:54 AM Report this
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Either your story is false bullshit or you are too old to successfully navigate and remember Portland's streets.

There are NO New Seasons on or near MLK. Enjoy senility, you dumb, forgettful fuck.
on February 27, 2012 at 9:38 AM Report this
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Seeing as this person obviously has no clue where s/he was at the time (there is no NSM near MLK), i'd say this version of the story is probably a bit suspect.
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on February 27, 2012 at 12:27 PM Report this
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It's really too bad A,I didn't run over or at the very least bump into the red headed derpster. One less snobby bish would just be heaven!
chicostix on February 27, 2012 at 1:25 PM Report this
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it's like mad libs. "I was driving on [name of street] near [name of store] when I saw a hipster [verb]."
Eric in SE on February 27, 2012 at 5:11 PM Report this
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Those "Do Not Walk" signs aren't even red, they're kind of...orange...y.
Todd Mecklem on February 27, 2012 at 7:01 PM Report this
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Ok Mecklem, that one fucking good!. Cotw gold I tell you.
Geo Liquor on February 27, 2012 at 8:36 PM Report this
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Fiddy one? Man, dat's old!
Vincent Nice on February 27, 2012 at 8:37 PM Report this
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what does the supposed stop sign and the supposed shops near MLK street tells us...
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on February 28, 2012 at 10:04 AM Report this
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now that we've had our little fun, we can see that this anon confused Interstate with MLK. I wonder what that means. I'm going to assume the worst and think that "all streets with black people look the same".
Eric in SE on February 28, 2012 at 10:39 AM Report this
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@19....there are plenty of white people on Division and Mlk too( I assume you were being facetious in regards to IA's mistake)....as for you Anon, I like redheads so you leave her alone! And maybe look into anger management a little.
on February 28, 2012 at 5:46 PM Report this
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Nice one!! This deserves to be illustrated and in print.
pdxnelson on March 2, 2012 at 12:18 AM Report this

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