You're lucky that you aren't writing that to the parent of some kid playing in his front yard. Lock up the dangerous animal you keep as a "pet."

You are not sorry. Otherwise you would have confessed to your neighbor and not us.

Cat, kid, whatever - it's not like we've forgotten how to make more of either one...

Your dog is a serial killer.

This happened with my parasitic twin once.

"He really is a good dog."

Other than the Felinicide, his poor grooming habits, and tendency to sneak Almond Roca's out of the cat box when he thinks no one is looking.

I wanna hear the dog's side of the story.

Obviously, that mutt of yours is NOT good since it keeps escaping and tearing up other animals. Git RID of your ugly dog IMMEDIATELY!

A: Keep your fucking cats inside, Portlanders
B: You and your dog are dickheads
C: I'm glad I Anon makes assholes like you feel 'better' by confessing

@11: Stop telling people what to do with their pussies, dittohead.

Yeah, I forgot we have to let our cats roam outside because it's totally natural for them to dodge cars n shit in a city.
I'll stop getting irritated about people letting their cats run rampant outside if you guys stop putting up missing cat signs every time your stupid animal gets hit by a car somewhere or runs away. Letting your cat roam free is pretty much asking for it to die or go missing in 3 to 5 years.

Telling people what to do with pussies, from the anonymous safety of the internet, is a time honored tradition. I think we can all agree on that.

Fuck it. I saw this same shit on Tom and Jerry.