Jesus Christ! How old are you anyway?

I think, overall, she made the right decision

"and you KNOW how good I am at making women wet, don't you?"

Ladies and gentlemen, Smoove B is in our midst.

Yes, but if only that mission could self-destruct in five seconds.

(and you KNOW how good I am at making women wet, don't you?)



Oh brother, get a fucking load of THIS one! Full of yourself much, eh? Delusions of Grandeur, much?

Newsflash: anyone who has to BRAG about, on the internet, in reality ain't doing SHIT!

"Newsflash: anyone who has to BRAG about, on the internet, in reality ain't doing SHIT!"


Ok. Now THAT is fucking hilarious....

So, you broke up with her, but then she talked you back into staying with her? Bwa-ha...Bwahaha.... Bwahhahhahaha!

I dated her, too.