Lame. Fail. Next.

Ha well that made me chuckle. The other two butts need to get a sense of humor or at least admit that masturbation is normal and also a great way to deal with depression, there were so many other things you could have turned to doing.

I get the sense from many I,A posts that the poster thinks that being inconsiderate, or a dirtbag, or a thief, or what-have-you qualifies as a wacky personality quirk instead of an anti-social disorder.

Like the "ha ha, sometimes I steal things for Jehovah's Witnesses" post a couple of days ago. "It's just something I'm known to do!" No, you're a sociopath.

Gross.

Ummm, NO. Acid and margaritas are good ways for dealing with depression (which i'm still not convinced is an actual diagnosable disease).

Blabby, I'm gonna take counterpoint on this one. I thought the whole point of IA was for Portland slightly sociopathic freaks to admit their fetishes to the world. Someone in Portland, possibly someone you work with, maybe your favorite barista, has been whacking-off in front of an open window for months. With his neighbor standing ten feet away washing dishes! gross! awesome! I Anonymous! If this thing gets published in the weekly, this guy will be spanking it to his success for weeks to come (pun intended).

I will agree that the guy who stole someones bag is a jerk, though.

Anyone lucky enough to catch a glimpse of me during private storytime should feel privileged for the free ticket to the Greatest Show on Earth and deserves no apology.

My thoughts exactly Oregometry. Eye contact may not make those dishes go faster but I will be a lot more efficient on my end.

The person in the kitchen could of closed her/his own curtains, so since they did not, I'm going to assume they enjoyed the show.