Who is "Oliver"? And why should we be have heard of him if this is the first "I, Anon" you've published? Also, doesn't it somewhat compromise the "Anonymous" part if you mention the name of someone involved in your story?
(Also...could you tell us if the "Oliver" in question was Oliver Platt of "The Big C" you were talking about? and does the statement that he's "OK" mean he survived the heart attack in the season-ending episode?)
Better idea, let's arrange to have Lori throw her chest towards a table again, but while I'm lying like a patient etherized upon it. (Then maybe you can give us a little privacy?)
Ooh. The Air Bud Clause: "Well, there's nothing in the rule book that says we *can't* (do whatever the hell is being discussed here. I honestly can't tell.)"
If you want to set boundaries, use your words like a grown-up.
But we know you aren't going through with any of it, wimp.
(Also...could you tell us if the "Oliver" in question was Oliver Platt of "The Big C" you were talking about? and does the statement that he's "OK" mean he survived the heart attack in the season-ending episode?)
Made it sound like Disney's loveable golden retriever-star athlete was now doing bondage flicks.