It was Good in 1st Grade & It’s Still Good Today

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Written by the same person who wrote the IA "where have all the flowers gone"?

Geo Liquor on March 31, 2012 at 10:21 PM

plagiarizing Garrison Keillor, again?

randyzpdx on April 1, 2012 at 12:12 PM

no, garrison makes sense.....

human in training on April 1, 2012 at 12:39 PM

this is the best IA ever.....April fool! it actually sucks

ebag on April 1, 2012 at 3:32 PM

"Hello, this is Fabian. Do you have any teen-age daughters?"

Eric in SE on April 1, 2012 at 4:42 PM

(...) sheets on the bed to surprise your sweetie? - I don't surprise no goddamn innanimate objects.

NO candy. For the last time.

Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on April 1, 2012 at 5:02 PM

I laughed. Take my wife.......PLEASE!

on April 2, 2012 at 2:58 PM

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