Lame. And the worst part is it'll make it to print. I can see the dumb Illistration already.

seeking protection from straight guys = funny (?)

seeking protection from gay guys = homophobia (?)

I agree, this is kind of a lame letter, and I find the campy kinda 'ew straight dudes are boring and have cooties' nature of a lot of these cutesy gayboy complaints to uphold certain stereotypes that many other gay men would rather do away with.

I've been confused as a lesbian before, no offense there. But the use of the word dude and all the rest, come on, give me a break. Get real.

@4- What did they expect from any bar on or near 28th? For every one female in one of these establishments there are 4-5 black hoodie-and-skinny jeans-wearing drunk assholes lurking around. Beulahland is the best example if you are interested in coked-out hipster watching.

It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.
-Ghandi