Nobody is forcing you to go to those shows.

Exactly. Stay your butt home if you don't like the music.

what was doom metal have to do with this? Are you singling that out...as an exception!?

A-minor, C, G is just so sweeeeeet though, brah! Don't hate. Pick up your axe and show em how its done! Get up there and sound check from 20min. then say "Nay friends, nay. No one shall speak to me before the set." Then, rocking an Am, C, G before secondly rocking an Em, D, A, C, G, Dm, A melodic love tune will set you apart and add distinction to your music. Fuck it, throw in a random F# or B. No chicks in the band. This is not a fucking baby shower. You'll be at Carnegie in no time.

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