Neighbors! I hate it when they're all out to get you! The only solution is to bolt the door, situate yourself uncomfortably in a chair, pull the browning out of the dresser and open the box of NoDoz. Tip: you can keep yourself awake by calculating and recording the frequency and duration of every floor squeak, or by brushing the imaginary bugs off your shins.

Why don't you turn down your shitty music, anon-douche?