Anonymous May 2, 2012 at 8:33 pm

Nail Salon Junkie Bitch

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I stopped at the end of the first sentence. "You harshed the fuck out of my mellow?" WTF. My jimmies are rustled.
Wubbles on May 3, 2012 at 9:14 AM Report this
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lofl@harshed my mellow. It's like Bill & Ted grew a pussy and got they nailz did.
arenit on May 3, 2012 at 9:36 AM Report this
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It's like whoa dude...
ConflictArtist on May 3, 2012 at 11:33 AM Report this
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Holy 90's jargon, Batman!
kay_b on May 3, 2012 at 12:01 PM Report this
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Dude. Whoa.
tcraighenry on May 3, 2012 at 3:23 PM Report this
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look at my feet and at my sandals.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on May 3, 2012 at 3:53 PM Report this
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... I know every single one of the ladies working there are(sic) deeply religious...


Sooo, they're Buddhist, right?
DamosA on May 4, 2012 at 10:24 AM Report this
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If you're a bigot when you're angry, then you're a bigot all the time.
Someone slap that bitch.
TheOnlySanePersonInTheWorld on May 7, 2012 at 2:58 PM Report this

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