Anonymous May 3, 2012 at 9:57 pm

I Like to Eat Trash Food.

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1
The George Natural Channel showed you all that?

And yes, it is probably inappropriate for any of us to contact you for "other purposes," because you're clearly twelve years old.
on May 4, 2012 at 8:53 AM Report this
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It's good to know that this habit hasn't degraded your stellar compositional and rhetorical skills.
eprophet on May 4, 2012 at 10:39 AM Report this
3
I would love to be there when your autopsy is performed. Ohh the things that will be found..
kay_b on May 4, 2012 at 11:40 AM Report this
4
We usually have the Geo Liquor Channel on here at the Rat Fuck.
Todd Mecklem on May 4, 2012 at 12:35 PM Report this
5
Woot woot. Hayyyyy!
Geo Liquor on May 4, 2012 at 12:44 PM Report this
6
A dog that can type!
Demondog on May 4, 2012 at 1:27 PM Report this
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Demondog for COTW.
on May 4, 2012 at 1:29 PM Report this
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Eeeehhhh Geo!

Kay B, I dont think youll live that long.
on May 4, 2012 at 1:57 PM Report this
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Ninja -- Wait, what does mean?! That you think the poster is merely a young adolescent? Or that you are the poster and are convinced that eating this way will cause your life to be prolonged?
kay_b on May 4, 2012 at 2:02 PM Report this
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This is a coded message for a terrorist cell, right?
mars on May 4, 2012 at 2:13 PM Report this
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Wow, and I thought that the unicyclist that plays bagpipes was the biggest attention whore in town. Congrats, trash eater guy.
Barf! on May 4, 2012 at 2:41 PM Report this
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So fake, it hurts.
That_One_Guy on May 4, 2012 at 5:22 PM Report this
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Probably what would hurt is chewing down this.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on May 4, 2012 at 6:02 PM Report this
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#12: I think it's great that you still care whether or not these are real.
on May 4, 2012 at 6:21 PM Report this

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