Anonymous May 7, 2012 at 4:52 pm

Dear Intoxicated Guy Who Tried to Get in My Car

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1
Was it one of those Creepy Old Clones? maybe he lost his bike.
Todd Mecklem on May 8, 2012 at 10:12 AM Report this
2
Honest mistake, it sounds like, mostly on his part. No harm, no foul.
DamosA on May 8, 2012 at 10:54 AM Report this
3
car-jackings don't happen in portland!
pdxajn on May 8, 2012 at 12:57 PM Report this
4
FISH!
Barf! on May 8, 2012 at 1:58 PM Report this
5
He was around 25-35ish maybe. He looked a little skeevy though...
on May 10, 2012 at 12:26 AM Report this
6
Does this mean you won't give me and my 25 yr old date a ride from the Matador? Noooooooo!
on May 10, 2012 at 12:15 PM Report this

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