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1

I met the girl from CSS. Nice gal. She doesn't wear glasses nor does she look like she grooms her hair with her foot.

Barf! on May 15, 2012 at 1:03 PM

2

Ugh, every fucking day ya'll. Seriously. Every fucking day.

TheOnlySanePersonInTheWorld on May 15, 2012 at 1:16 PM

3

"I was here before you, bitch!"
What an accomplishment. You're justified in being so proud of yourself.

"...you're not unique."
Oh but I suppose you are. Of course.

geyser on May 15, 2012 at 1:34 PM

4

Yikes, this bitch gots issues!

chicostix on May 15, 2012 at 1:47 PM

5

Why are girls so catty toward each other?

arenit on May 15, 2012 at 2:04 PM

6

This town is crawling with people in fake Groucho Marx glasses. They all say, "These may look like plain frames but these were actually worn by Groucho Marx!" But do they have a certificate of authenticity? Hell no!

geyser on May 15, 2012 at 2:11 PM

7

There there, settle down, and you can use the Groucho Marx glasses too. Or maybe some Buddy Holly ones? My favorite Marx was Chico btw. I don't know who CSS is, nor do I care

on May 15, 2012 at 2:28 PM

8

I was here before both of you put together.

Lonely At The Movies on May 15, 2012 at 2:39 PM

9

If she were *really* hip she'd wear the greasepaint moustache.

Todd Mecklem on May 15, 2012 at 3:16 PM

10

Hail, Hail Portlandia! Land of the Brave and Freeeeeeeee!

dimitrir on May 15, 2012 at 4:23 PM

11

HEY! THAT'LL BE JUST ABOUT ENOUGH CROSBY STILLS AND STILLS BASHING!

on May 15, 2012 at 10:49 PM

12

i don't understand the problem, here. Chick looks at you, that's it? i wish that my issues were so simple.

kalikill on May 16, 2012 at 2:45 AM

13

You should be flattered IA. She probably thought you were hot, since no one in this town actually makes eye contact anymore.

scaler911 on May 16, 2012 at 8:52 AM

14

You two should stop and drink some local beer, wine, and/or spirits together.

pdxpth on May 16, 2012 at 12:29 PM

15

Wow, toxic girl hate. Maybe that chick is rad and just was thinking about something else. Maybe she had a wedgie. All I know is that you're obviously a judgey-pants.

ThatOneBitch on May 16, 2012 at 5:40 PM

16

just move to some other quasi "up and coming" town and be the cool one there like you're trying to do here...but failing...aaaaaand get you're septum pierced too!!!

on May 16, 2012 at 10:33 PM

17

Girls are catty and sneer at each other 5 million times a day. We all secretly hate each other, don't you know this? Toughen up and grow some claws, or stay in the scratch tower with the bebe kittens. HISSSSSS

naejakire on May 17, 2012 at 8:00 AM

18

Booooring. This is what causes me to stand up and leave caffe's.

Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on May 17, 2012 at 8:53 AM

19

FAKE: if she was wearing fake Groucho Marx glasses, how did you see the septum ring, HMMMMM?

FAKE!

Demondog on May 17, 2012 at 10:51 AM

20

@10....bahahahha....awesome!

on May 17, 2012 at 2:16 PM

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