Anonymous May 16, 2012 at 12:01 pm

Making All the Noise

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Ha ha ha ha HA !


Drain it

Oo===✊=D💦
on May 16, 2012 at 2:43 PM Report this
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WTF does Oo===✊=D💦 mean?
geyser on May 16, 2012 at 2:45 PM Report this
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it's like two eyes, then 3 signs that say "equal, equal, equal", a parallelepiped in 2d, then the same gibberish, a smile and a square.

It's not on the gates of Stargate Atlantis so probably just means self-demise in Cthulhu.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on May 16, 2012 at 3:01 PM Report this
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I've heard of "morning wood," I suppose "morning woodpecker" could be just as troublesome.
Todd Mecklem on May 16, 2012 at 3:29 PM Report this
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Oh Todd, you're such a riot. What will you think of next?
Geo Liquor on May 16, 2012 at 4:45 PM Report this
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Right now I'm thinking of a fetal pig in a bottle of formaldehyde, but I don't know if you really look like that, so never mind.
Todd Mecklem on May 16, 2012 at 7:05 PM Report this
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Now I'm thinking of Yoko Ono.
Todd Mecklem on May 16, 2012 at 10:14 PM Report this
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Best O'Henryan twist IA ever!
bikefor1 on May 16, 2012 at 11:33 PM Report this
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Wait --- is this IA bitching about some dude/tweeker in his apt. named "Woodpecker", or an actual woodpecker? Please let it be the former.
DamosA on May 17, 2012 at 1:17 AM Report this
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Hey it's captain obvious @9. Maybe at PCC there is a class you can take to help you FIGURE IT OUT. Dipshit.
Geo Liquor on May 17, 2012 at 9:11 AM Report this
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This problem can be easily solved with a bb gun.
Barf! on May 17, 2012 at 11:33 AM Report this
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I DARE you to come up to PCC one day and call me that TO MAH FACE, SUCKA! I'll pay you $10 if you do it, i swear.
DamosA on May 17, 2012 at 4:59 PM Report this
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I'd rather you use that $10 dollars toward buying a clue.
Geo Liquor on May 17, 2012 at 5:33 PM Report this
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Chickenshit, figures. At least Iceprez was MAN enough to meet me face-to-face at EM. Clearly, you're no man, but a sorry little punk. And everyone here KNOWS it!
DamosA on May 17, 2012 at 10:04 PM Report this
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You are so tedious. Like for reals
tcraighenry on May 18, 2012 at 8:49 AM Report this
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@14- I am pretty sure he was there too. I recall seeing a wheelchair-bound southeast Asian lurking in the dark recesses of the used horror section.
Barf! on May 18, 2012 at 9:31 AM Report this
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@14
You should try lovelab. The m4m section.

@15
The rails on the wheelchair ramp @EM are disgusting!
Geo Liquor on May 18, 2012 at 10:30 AM Report this
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I meant @16 w/ the ramp comment
Geo Liquor on May 18, 2012 at 10:32 AM Report this
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AH HA! Fuck up!
DamosA on May 18, 2012 at 1:52 PM Report this
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Come on Geo, the Ramp Excuse is kind of lame...
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on May 18, 2012 at 2:27 PM Report this
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I'm wondering what his hands were doing on the rails in the first place. Shouldn't they be on the wheels of his chair?
Barf! on May 18, 2012 at 6:25 PM Report this
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depending on the angle of the ramp...
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on May 18, 2012 at 7:54 PM Report this
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You fucks have no clue. You all get to use your feet to open doors. HAVING to use gross hand rails, ramps, buttons and check writing platforms that are dirty/neglected is my biggest pet peeve, it like never ever having options. Having to always piss and shit at home because, why bother? I'm just gonna sit in some assholes urine? Fuck that and fuck you two. Assholes. Fuck you in the eye
Geo Liquor on May 19, 2012 at 7:59 PM Report this
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Take it easy Geo. Everyone puts up with filth in public. Just do us all a favor and be quicker about boarding the bus, ok?
Barf! on May 20, 2012 at 10:29 AM Report this
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Oh I see. Funny guy. Fun fun fun to pick on the handicap. You've sunk to an all time low. Congrats dirtbag.
Geo Liquor on May 20, 2012 at 4:51 PM Report this
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Do you think you're funny asshole? Would you like to put your money where your mouth is???
Geo Liquor on May 20, 2012 at 5:07 PM Report this
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Dude, you talk shit here every day. Don't dish it out if you can't take a little in return.
Barf! on May 20, 2012 at 6:21 PM Report this
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Thats a "little" in return? Fuck you. You are a horrible person. I can't walk, forever, and you think you can have fun with me with this. Dude, you crossed a line. Just fuck off.
Geo Liquor on May 20, 2012 at 7:19 PM Report this

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