Anonymous May 18, 2012 at 9:19 am

DUCK!

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Ducks are a delicious animal.
Barf! on May 18, 2012 at 2:49 PM Report this
2
It's a duck. Why did you swerve? Sue the duck I say! Sue the duck!
scaler911 on May 18, 2012 at 3:47 PM Report this
3
So an animal crosses the road, and you felt the need to write an IA about it?
DamosA on May 18, 2012 at 7:03 PM Report this
4
It was that fucking AFLAC duck, wasn't it? He's always pulling shit.
Todd Mecklem on May 18, 2012 at 10:27 PM Report this
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Goddamn quacking, harmless, sort of cute in it's own way feathered assed motherfucking duck.
on May 19, 2012 at 3:41 AM Report this
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Or maybe even play a game of duck duck goose?
on May 19, 2012 at 4:35 PM Report this
7
DRIVE SLOWER.
Drunk & Write on May 21, 2012 at 8:34 AM Report this

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