Anonymous May 18, 2012 at 7:29 pm

The Crying Cafe

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Here Here!
wazz on May 19, 2012 at 2:40 PM Report this
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There There!
Todd Mecklem on May 19, 2012 at 4:47 PM Report this
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"Waaaah! He's bothering me! He keeps looking at me! I'm telling!"
geyser on May 19, 2012 at 5:06 PM Report this
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Yeah, this is another 50/50. I mean, yeah it sucks when someone is being a shitty parent, which happens a lot at the various breakfast joints in this town, but all that shit about "carnal consequences" more or less makes the author an idiot that has just negated their own point.
on May 19, 2012 at 5:38 PM Report this
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Agreed, shitty parents and annoying kids are seem to be the theme of Portland. Next time just creepily whisper "hey there little boy, want some candy?"

The family will disperse in 20 seconds at the maximum.
arenit on May 19, 2012 at 6:13 PM Report this
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There can never be enough legitimate complaints like this. I hate it when parents let their kids be obnoxious little shits and just ignore the obviously annoyed people around them. But I'm not a big fan of kids in general. I also hate the mindset of "my kid shits rainbows and his high pitched squeals are like an orchestra".

Ugh I am so angsty about this topic.
kay_b on May 19, 2012 at 6:19 PM Report this
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I'm sure you're *angsty* about a lot of topics, kay_b. We should all take care to realize just how precious the personal space of the neurotic spinster really is.
xo
stukasoverpdx on May 19, 2012 at 10:28 PM Report this
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Neurotic spinster? More like mother of a three year old boy who understands a little something about parenting and how to teach your child how to be calm and respectful.

I appreciate your (non-educated) opinion, though!
kay_b on May 19, 2012 at 10:35 PM Report this
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Also, becoming a mother has not killed my sense of reality. While I love my child more than words can ever express, I also realize the potential he has to annoy others who do not share my fondness for him. You can bet your ass I don't let him run amuck out in public. Toddler wreckage is for our home, nowhere else.
kay_b on May 19, 2012 at 10:40 PM Report this
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You're right. My apologies. I appreciate your perspective on rearing well-mannered children. At least I got the neurotic part right.
stukasoverpdx on May 19, 2012 at 10:49 PM Report this
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You did get the neurotic part correct, unfortunately. What can I say, I've just never been a fan of kids in general. I pretty much blew my friends' and family members' minds when I got knocked up and decided to keep it. But becoming a parent still hasn't changed my general view of kids. God help my poor son when he wants friends to come over..

kay_b on May 19, 2012 at 11:02 PM Report this
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The terrible scourge of BREEDERS, once again.
DamosA on May 20, 2012 at 2:41 AM Report this
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Yer mom's a breeder.
geyser on May 20, 2012 at 10:10 AM Report this
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And yer daddy's a motherfucker!
on May 20, 2012 at 10:27 AM Report this
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Newsflash: Your children are not special.

Oh, wait, wait: Please don't misunderstand me. I know YOU think they're special.

I'm just here to tell you THEY'RE NOT.
on May 20, 2012 at 10:37 AM Report this
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Just as special as you are, #15.
kay_b on May 20, 2012 at 11:49 AM Report this
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Yeah, last time MY mom bred, there were roughly 3.6 billion FEWER humans on the planet. Plus, child mortality was higher and over-all life expectancy was lower.
DamosA on May 20, 2012 at 12:53 PM Report this
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That's cool you know when your mom had sex last.
Geo Liquor on May 20, 2012 at 4:00 PM Report this
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You thinking about my mom, now? Damn, you're creepy.

Creepy little Indonesian dude/immigrant. If you turned out to be a gremlin, i would not be surprised.
DamosA on May 20, 2012 at 10:51 PM Report this
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I hate to break it to you but I fucked your momma in the ass, she got preggo and shitted you out. Now, how to flush you down..
Geo Liquor on May 20, 2012 at 11:41 PM Report this
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Real classy one, you are. Got any more internet flatulence?
DamosA on May 21, 2012 at 12:11 AM Report this
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Ugh.
TheOnlySanePersonInTheWorld on May 21, 2012 at 1:48 PM Report this
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@20- I'm curious Geo- When you fucked DamosA's mom, did you guys do it in your chair?
Barf! on May 21, 2012 at 7:01 PM Report this

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