Portland Girls and their Dirty Pussies

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More and more twelve-year-olds writing in, I see.

on May 29, 2012 at 12:28 PM

Start dating dog people.

dimitrir on May 29, 2012 at 1:44 PM

You wear cheap cologne.

on May 29, 2012 at 1:51 PM

Run now for your life Bread_ LOL

Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on May 29, 2012 at 2:17 PM

Fuck off, Anonymous.

tabitharat on May 29, 2012 at 2:20 PM

This shit was funny. I was clickin' on it thinkin', "Oh damn this is gonna be some sexist White boy shit..." but no, it was clever wordplay.

TheOnlySanePersonInTheWorld on May 29, 2012 at 3:39 PM

Reminds me of a lady I knew. When we did it d-style, her cat would lick my balls. I mean to the point of hysterics. Never told the lady. Miss that cat !

Geo Liquor on May 29, 2012 at 4:29 PM

You just had sex, SEX, and you're whining about her CAT jumping on the bed?!

IA, you don't deserve to get laid ever again.

DamosA on May 29, 2012 at 8:59 PM

That's some species-ist White boy shit! But I think I missed the clever wordplay.

Also what is d-style?

sagging flint on May 29, 2012 at 9:13 PM

but cats are generally fucking filthy, and i agree with IA that this is the wrong way to achieve filthy fuckin'

sagging flint on May 29, 2012 at 9:14 PM

Or you could find a bubble to go live in. No dirty germs from planet Earth infecting you.
Why are people so afraid of natural existence these days? i mean, sharing space with a domestic cat is so foul to you that you think about its "germs" on the bed when you are having sex? How do you even get around to kissing another person, let alone going down?
Lighten up, folks. We live in an amazing, diverse & complex world. Celebrate it & thrive, or fear it & die.

kalikill on May 29, 2012 at 10:44 PM

Kkill,

Your last sentence, the "or" part. I believe one can celebrate all of those things and live a great life.
As far as I,A goes, how can dude even get a boner I wonder?

Geo Liquor on May 30, 2012 at 9:06 AM

@ #6:

"Some White boy shit"....

As opposed to some "Nigger boy shit?"

Fuck you and your racism.

on May 30, 2012 at 10:43 AM

No, FUCK YOU, racist dipshit! Go troll on 4chan, fucker!

DamosA on May 30, 2012 at 1:11 PM

I didn't use the term "White boy", which a good number of white people find an offensive slur to their ethnicity.

Go fuck yourself, then google the word "hypocrisy"...

on May 30, 2012 at 2:41 PM

No reasonable white person thinks "white" boy" is offensive.
If you honestly do, please go kill yourself right now!

chicostix on May 30, 2012 at 7:50 PM

So, you are the final arbitrator on what is "reasonable" for every white person in this state to think Chico?

If you honestly do, please kill yourself right now. If not that, you can (at least) go fuck yourself.

It is highly offensive; No one gets a pass on using racial slurs.

on May 31, 2012 at 1:28 PM

Just remember, cats aren't as dirty or stupid as dogs. A cat will never eat dog shit, but a dog will eat cat shit.

on May 31, 2012 at 3:00 PM

lawl

You're so illogical. Go cry and again go kill yourself. The world would be so much better with less uptight overtly sensitive people like yourself.

chicostix on May 31, 2012 at 4:04 PM

Chicostix, stop oppressing the "whites," or whatever it is they want to be called these days.

geyser on May 31, 2012 at 4:06 PM

Fucking idiot who thinks "white boy" is actually a racial slur equivalent to "n*gger". Please remove yourself from the gene pool immediately, you're too stupid to breath.

DamosA on June 1, 2012 at 12:38 AM

Fuck you and your double standards Douchmosa; The use of your racial card has been declined...

No one gets a pass on using racist terms. And, referring to a white person as "white boy" is racist.

Or, would you prefer to be called a "black boy?"

on June 1, 2012 at 1:11 AM

Once I was a boogie singer, playin' in a rock'n'roll band. I never had no problems, yeah, burnin' down the one-night stands. Everything around me got to start to feelin' so low. I decided quickly (yes I did) to disco down and check out the show. They were dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin' and just when it hit me, somebody turned around and shouted, "Play that funky music [CENSORED]"

geyser on June 1, 2012 at 9:16 AM

OMG, you're sooooo goddamned ignorant! as fucking if "white boy" bears the SAME historical context as calling a Black man "boy"!!! You completely typify the phrase "white boy"!!!!!

DamosA on June 1, 2012 at 10:49 AM

No one in this society has the right, or gets a pass on referring to a specific ethnic group in terms that the group finds offensive.

This standard should apply to *everyone*, regardless of their race or ethnicity. Screw your "we get to say this but you can't" logic. Hateful terms and slurs are just that; it is no matter who utters them.

Simply stated: "If you want respect, show respect."

on June 1, 2012 at 12:32 PM

Uhm, here in the Western world White people are the *default - incase you have not noticed. Therefore, it does NOT go the same all around! Only White people can possibly be racist if anything. It does not apply, the other way around. The word 'ethnic' doesn't even apply to Whites!

DamosA on June 1, 2012 at 8:57 PM

Pretty sure you are on your own with that genius thought.

Geo Liquor on June 2, 2012 at 1:57 AM

Fuck off race traitor.

DamosA on June 2, 2012 at 3:20 AM

Gee Douche, does it take a long time for you to get your "Calypso" Louie Farrakhan and New Black Panthers CD's sent waaay out here to Oregone?

Perhaps you should take you bigoted ass to Chi town so you can commune with your black-supremacist buds.

Fuck you very, very much.

on June 2, 2012 at 8:51 PM

You MAD, White boy?

http://yumadwhiteboy.tumblr.com/

DamosA on June 2, 2012 at 11:12 PM

Nope, just constantly amazed at the limitless width, depth, and range of the stupidity and predudice you exhibit.

Want to know why some people are reluctant to live around certain minorities?

Look in the fucking mirror.

on June 3, 2012 at 11:38 AM

And things like this:

http://newsone.com/2018359/two-people-shot-in-detroit-after-argument-over-ko

According to the U.S. Census, the composition of Detroit's Brightmoor Neighborhood is as follows:

African American 80.8%
White 13.6%
Other 5.6%

Big fucking surprise cuz?

on June 3, 2012 at 12:00 PM

"White boy" is not a racial slur, it's really not, especially when white people refer to themselves as such, and their meaning behind it is positive. Besides what are you the mind reading police? Ugh, white people and their overtly sensitive uptightness is truly sickening. You have no room to be complaining, just because you are white you get everything handed to you on a silver platter and if you're a white male, whoa you're treated like a God. Shut the fuck up already, you whiney bitches.

chicostix on June 3, 2012 at 12:11 PM

Yeah, looks like FDS has got issues with Black people, me thinks. Keep typing - you show your true colors more and more.

DamosA on June 3, 2012 at 3:22 PM

"me thinks" ? Stay in school there bro.

Geo Liquor on June 3, 2012 at 5:09 PM

You're protecting a skinhead, now?

DamosA on June 3, 2012 at 7:59 PM

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