Anonymous Jun 14, 2012 at 8:40 am

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Ah, if she lives an extra thirty years, she'll get to see how it feels. Basically you got a twenty-or-so year window between everybody discounting you because you're a kid and everybody ignoring you because you're old. It's depressing as fuck and the only upside is knowing that -again- in a few years she'll be that old chick with all the shit in her face.
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But your problem, Anonie, is that you used the word "uppity," which is always a bad sign, and did that thing people so often do on the internet: brought up the First Amendment in a completely inappropriate context.

It says you can say what you want (more or less); it doesn't say shit about how people are allowed to react to what you say.
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I always thought that Garfunkel was the sexier of the two as well, I,A. Maybe she was a Paul Simon fan and took your sentiment as an affront.
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"I don't care if it's unwelcome, I'm going to comment on your appearance because I'm an entitled old white guy! Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment? If you haven't (or don't give a shit what it says because it doesn't apply), you're nothing but the piece of ass I treat you like."
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"Tough beans"? Does "50 something" mean 75?
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Yeah, I support the right to approach women, but I equally support the right of women to give the cold shoulder. What fucking part of lighten the fuck up don't people get?

And fuck you for invoking the first amendment. Our society has real problems, you neurotic putz. The right to free speech isn't about you acting out on your resentment over aging. Fucking idiot.
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I don't think the first amendment guarantees the right for old goats to makes sketchy remarks at young women without getting their feelings hurt. But I'm not a Constitutional scholar.
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Sounds like she didn't have any daddy issues. Bummer. Next time tell her if she mouths off tell her you'll duct tape her head to a bike rack and cornhole her thoroughly. You need to be romantic in Portland. And there are plenty of bike racks.
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@#10. I bet you sleep in the wet spot, don't you? Good luck with your dissertation in your Women's Studies course.
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@15. Sex offender? Hardly. The only thing I have offended here is your delicate sensibilities. I'm not even sorry that my dark sense of humor isn't your thing. The fact that you seem to think you need to resort to adolescent name-calling and generalizations means you are boring and seriously uninspired. I'm not trying to be mean, I'm making the most astute observation I can to help you improve your posts so you don't come across as a mindless sheep trying desperately to attract the attention of fellow sheep to help you out of the hole you have now created for yourself. I'll lay off now. But if I ever see another post like the one above again from you, I will put on my clown shoes and entertain my hometown by letting you know all about it. You don't know me. I bet now you're probably wishing you never even addressed me. You've been warned. And lastly, there are some women in this city that I have encountered that are into way heavier themes than simple bondage and exhibitionism. So if you want to be all Lord Byron about shit, keep in mind that two girls one cup exists and I had nothing to do with it. Just sayin'.
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Hahahaha listen you feminized transplant, you're no hero. You want to create a drama because that's what people like you do. You don't have any sense of humor. I told you before I don't expect people like you to get it. You know why? I see too many people like you already in Portland. You're horribly common. You are so unafraid to step away from the safe status quo nod-in-unison-at-what-the-shepherd-tells-us doesn't fly with me. I will say whatever in the fuck I want to say here because I am free. You want to twist my posts and lie to people about my intentions? I'll call you a fucking coward for that. Deep down you know I'm right. I have a dark sense of humor and many people in my circle of friends love that about me. I'm not afraid to speak my mind and have a little fun regardless if some self-appointed hero rides up on his White Horse eager to defend the honor of all the women of Portland. Truth be told,which is represented well in this article, women here don't need your help. And there are all different types. I'm glad I offended you. Now go back to your Janine Garofalo autobiography and tuck your penis back just in case that hairy bear you've had your eye on at Powell's looks your way. You know that's the real reason why you moved here. On a final note, I don't care to follow your comments and bring up all your posts in an attempt to garner support for a simple disagreement and to know exactly what you stand for. So if you think being a nosy little bitch is going to make you look like a stud, I imagine you don't get laid very much. Welcome to Portland motherfucker.
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Funny, you just changed your profile and removed the little tidbit about just moving to town. I warned you. Now not only do you cower behind political correctness but you are now resorting to lying about your residency here. Anyone can see the time stamp when you updated it. I'm the smarter retard!!!!!! Let me offer you some much needed advice because I really care about my new neighbors and my hope is that I can assist them to better their chances of social acceptance here. First, Portland isn't Portlandia. If you think everyone in Portland is a hookah-tokin' vegan with hemp tampons in their pockets just in case a woman needs one you are sorely mistaken. This is your wake up call. I'm certainly not the type to let some self-important rectum misrepresent my posts and get away with it. So now I have proven that you are a liar and a coward and painfully common. Now the only play you have here is retreat and accept responsibility for being gutless. I know you're too stupid to apologize. Tag. You're it.
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And I'll stand by my statement that you are a lying coward. And borrrrrring, You have a profile. You're just too stupid to access your own info. That is entirely your own fault for being lazy and dependent on others to help you figure out the world around you. I know exactly what you did and why you did it. You wanted to act like you're a local. You're not. You're a gutless transplant. Now you know that I know. Now you know you better come at people straight here or get your ass handed to you every time. Fuck Corky, try to keep up. You'll never make it here being lazy and stupid.. Maybe you should try San Fran, That's probably a little more your style. I will continue to call you out on your bullshit and further educate you on how to conduct yourself when you decide you wanna put on your tights and cape and save humanity from people like me. I told you. You're not a hero. In fact, I bet most girls here could best you both intellectually and physically. I can do this all night until you are properly and thoroughly dispatched. So get off of your little pony or continue to be knocked off. Choices. Ain't they somethin'.
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You're a fucking liar and a coward. I warned you motherfucker. That sex offender comment was way out of line and that is why I called you a coward. You'd never say that to my face you pansy. You better learn to tread lightly. Hiding behind a computer while talking shit just makes you look like a fucking pussy. Maybe we should meet in real life and you can repeat your words to my face. I'd love to see you do it, bitch. Now fuck off before I decide to really get mean.
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Hahahahaha. Look at all of you. You're like a little gang. Little gay crips. You know what crips stands for? Cowards Run In Packs. But none of you would say anything to a guy like me in real life. None of you. @eldepeche. Nice pic. I bet that is a common pose for you. I called this a long time ago. How little White Horse Hero was trying to drum up a little assistance with his comments. And the roaches come out of the woodwork. Good. It makes it easier to fuck with all of you collectively because really you're not worth the time individually. I'll do this all day. I have the time.
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I never once threatened anyone with violence. Once again you are twisting the facts like a lying coward. No one likes people lying about them. I am not a sex offender nor do I even know one. You on the other hand are a shit talking little coward that knows deep down that you fucked up and now you're just trying to look like a hero. You would never call me a sex offender to my face. You just wouldn't. So if you believe that you are somehow an asset in society for lying about people while cowering behind a pc then I am here to educate you. We could meet somewhere and discuss it sometime if you prefer. I know you never will because your parents raised a fucking gutless coward. I am happy to keep on saying it as long as you keep running your fucking mouth and lying about me here you piece of shit. So keep it up. I won't back down.
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hahaha.... all said by shit talkers who are here doing the same thing. But there is a difference between me and all of you. I never once said I could kick anyone's ass you fucking liar. I said no one would say anything like what you cowards are saying to me in real life to my face. Therein lies an important distinction. I have no problem confronting people in real life or otherwise if they are lying about me. I've made my point. I'm just glad I lured all the usual trolls out to collectively to let you know that people like me do exist in the real world. So in the safety of your own little crappy rental room in Close-in wherever you can call me whatever you want. Just don't fucking lie about me. If you do, be prepared to deal with the shit storm that it brings. I can hold my own all day long.
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@38. I have a job and many friends and family in Portland. Good luck with that angle. You don't really have anything of value to say so you try to make shit up about people because you are a coward in a pack. I love it. Not that there is anything wrong with not having a job. Look at all of you fuckers. How many of you have a job? Especially the ones that are here every waking moment talking shit. If any of you closeted trolls had a real social life you wouldn't try so hard to band together like cowards always do. I'm enjoying the opportunity to fuck with you all about it. Just don't fucking lie about me while cowardly hiding in the safety of your own little dwellings. I will call you out every time.
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@42 Right on, elderlecheeater. Look at all these trolls that pack together and do the same thing. Just like you. It looks like you have plenty of time to hang out and spew crap. You think you're better than me? You're not. You are horribly common here. I am the exception to the rule. I don't need validation from the rest of the trolls to make me feel important. You're not important. Obviously you felt the urge to bring yourself into the mix because you are a sheep and that's what sheep do. They follow. They do this out of a strong desire to fit in. I don't need to fit in. I also won't put up with little cowards spreading lies about me. You want to be a part of that, then you can hike up your panties and deal with it. I won't be backing down anytime soon.
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You really don't have a point, leche. You may think you are clever and all that is right with the world but deep down you know you're a sheep. I pity people like you. You are so afraid of going against what your handlers tell you is right that you have no real sense of identity and therefore are locked in a useless, boring box with no hope of escape. You're better off going to prison where you can really put your mic skills to use. You are too stupid to even realize that you are a now a part of this buttfucking conga line of trolls trying your best to compete intellectually against someone like me who will never back down. So knock yourself out. I know the score.
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I never once called anyone a faggot. I'm far too clever for that which brings me to your other statement about competing intellectually with me. You can't. You're terribly inefficient at making a valid point and painfully boring. Also, I want to address your profile picture for a moment. I believe you put that pic of yourself up because you are screaming to show the world just how much you want to ever-so-gently grip a phallic shaped item and purposefully aim it at your open mouth. It's ok to be gay. I'm not trying to take that away from you. Embrace it. Go on and get it! Just don't expect me to enjoy it with you. I know you are desperate for my undivided attention but I don't swing that way. Maybe you can put an ad on craigslist. Just trying to help.
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I never said being gay was wrong. I told you to embrace your choice. Just don't think you're any better than anyone here for talking shit. In that realm, you most certainly can't compete. At the very least, you find me interesting enough to engage me in a conversation and I know that is because you are secretly aching for something new to grab your attention. I represent freedom of expression. What I won't ever tolerate are people who want to lie about me or paint as something I'm not. That is your lesson for the day. I really have no idea if you're gay or not but I was just giving you a little taste of what the trolls are attempting to do. If you are gay, fucking have at it. Whatever the case may be, just be yourself. Following the sheep won't get you anywhere with me.
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@50 thanks for proving my point in my last post. You're a typical shit weasel cowardly troll too afraid to step out of line with your other like-minded fools. I really feel sorry for people like you. I have an active social life outside the Merc blogs so I don't need your permission to speak however in the fuck I want to speak. You're not my daddy. You're a desperate little tool beggin to be a part of this thread. Remember, you sought me out. Not the other way around. If you need comfort or validation I'm sure your troll buddies will be more than happy to fully and ever passionately embrace you and bring you to your ultimate satisfaction. Walk hard.
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You really are desperate for my attention, aren't you, big boy?

There's a switch, I flip, emotions
cut off
So cold I done froze my butt off
And this ain't even the tip of the
iceberg yet
It's like squirting a squirt gun in
the ocean, fuck off
Other words I didn't put a dent
in a can compared to the
damage I've yet to do
Long as you still have feelings to
hurt, I'll be around as long as you
let me get to you
Long as I got two balls to palm,
I'll be the bomb, you're just a
false alarm
Get scared little pissants, and see
if I don't come along and stop
your farm
Thunder and lightning, rain, hail,
sleet with a tornado's the kind of
brainstorm I get
So when the wind starts
blowing, shit, talking about goin'
in?
Goin' insane's more like it!
Wizard of words when he
spits hazardous with it
like a disastrous blizzard so you
better listen quick fast don't miss
it
Yeah go ahead little prick
bastard, diss it
But when you get hit with a sick
ass explicit flow
Don't ask how much of his
passion is it that goes
Just know, that all he knows is
this
It's better to kick ass than kiss it
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@58 I wasn't hiding. I offered to meet that particular coward in person and discuss the matter. He, of course, didn't even acknowledge that invitation. And rehab? who in the fuck do you think you are? I don't need rehab. I'm here to educate you countless fuckers that when you accuse someone of something very serious, you better back the fuck up real quick. And since you're chiming in from Alaska, I'll advise you to properly fuck off. You're not in Portland anymore. . Now go stick your dick in an igloo.
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What you waiting on? Me to roll out the carpet?
Condoms are in the glove compartment, let's start it
Think I'm joking? What, am I sitting here
Tryna make fake farts with my armpits?
Tryna get you to spit pop through your nose?
Am I here to amuse you? Stop it
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@63. Fuck man, say something entertaining already, will ya? You are fucking boring. Sorry to be the one to have to tell you. God, if you're not gay, you're never going to get any action acting like that.
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@65 if you're going to accept any hand me down furniture you might want to get all CSI and spray some luminol on it. If it glows like the strip in Vegas, you might wanna pass.
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@67. I could've guessed you were into unicorns. Especially the horn.... do I make you horny, baby? Do I? Do I make you randy? Yeaah. Oh. And you're still boring. At least fucking have the balls to insult me. Be creative. Just don't lie. Promise I can take it. If you can't manage to be creative I will pass on responding to you out of sheer boredom.
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God you gutless trolls are so uninspired. At least have the decency to plagiarize something to bring to the table if you can't think for yourself. Plato and Aristotle are dead old fucks that lived during a time when pederasty was openly accepted and widely practiced. So while they might make a great mayor for Portland, you might want to update your idols and get with the program. And geyser, this is just for you:

I'm in your pocket outside of a church
The other hand reaching for bottom of your purse
You giving me head in a boxing stance
My dick's so big you could drop it in dirt
I'm not your man, we're sparring partners
There's five things you are in charge of, that's
Sucking a dick, sucking a dick, sucking a dick
Sucking a dick, sucking a dick
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All this talk about luminol and CSI reminds me I should probably paint my bedroom ceiling. A couple of coats maybe. If I sprayed luminol in there it would probably look like the night sky over Eastern Oregon. Milky Way, indeed.
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fuck 77. You have no idea why I went off, do you? Fuck off, already. You're just repeating the same boring old shit ad nauseum. You are stuck on stupid. This attention whore shit hasn't won you any points. I bet even my haters probably are getting sick of looking at your droney attempts at gettin' at me. zzzzzzzzzzz and zzzzzzzz and then zzzzzzzz and fuck.....zzzzzzzzz. Now go fall backwards on a pile of big black dildos. Maybe that will inspire you to get some new material.
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Ahhhh my bitches are back. Please bring something fresh to the table. One of your admirers is draggin' the thread down. Fuck, I prefer to be called a sex offender compared to forcing my eyes to struggle through another sentence from eldepeche. Is that Spanish for Pete Repeats?
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No you don't understand anything. You are a boring human being. And you effectively have killed this thread with your boring comments. You bring nothing to the table. And there is a huge difference between calling someone a sick fuck who needs to be actively supervised in the community for preying on innocent people and being a fanny bandit happy to cannonball into a large pool of jumbo-sized buttplugs while Clay Aiken croons softly in the background. There is a difference between fucking with people and outright character assassination. The fact that you don't know that difference is pretty disturbing and very telling. So I want you to personally read this from me. I don't like you. You suck the air out of the place. Fuck, do you have to a pork chop in your pocket to get the dog to play with you? Fuck man, get a personality. Chasing someone around in an online thread saying the same things over and over again is just unacceptable at this point. Don't address me again. You will be consistently ignored.
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